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Kidnap – Lousy Boob Show

 Arts, Bollywood  5 Responses »
Oct 022008
 
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Thieving Bollywood Scumbags Strike Again with Kidnap

Hey, if we were desperate to drool over some nice boobs we’d have gone to a titty-bar not to the Kidnap movie to ogle at Minissha Lambha’s not-so-great tatas on a screen that’s over 30-feet away.

Minissha Lamba’s so-so hooters notwithstanding, Kidnap director Sanjay Gadhvi milks them knockers all he can in desperate hopes of holding on to viewers attention.

Sure, Minisha Lambha’s titties are better than Aishwarya Rai’s bee-stings but still they ain’t nothing to write home about.

Whether it’s the tits, the story, the acting or the music, Kidnap is the pits. This movie just doesn’t have any saving graces.

And we are very disappointed because we’d pinned much hopes on this movie because of Imran Khan’s compelling performance in Jaane Tu Yaa Jaane Naa.

But in Kidnap, Imran Khan is a shadow of his JTYJN self. His dialogs in Kidnap are mostly flat and the range of emotions and expressions he brought to the screen showed a very limited repertoire.

At times, Imran Khan seemed to borrow heavily from the Abhishek Bachchan zombie-school of acting Continue reading »

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 Posted by at 7:27 pm

Critics Thrash Flop King Abhishek Bachchan’s Drona

 Bollywood  No Responses »
Oct 022008
 
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Drona – Box Office Disaster; Abhishek’s Waterloo?

Drona Review – Pathetic Piece of Shit

Movie critics have ripped apart Bollywood Flop King Abhishek Bachchan’s latest disaster Drona.

A harrowingly bad movie, Drona is Abhishek Bachchan’s worst effort (at least until this dodo’s next disaster). 

SearchIndia.com charitably described Drona as a pathetic piece of shit. 

Take a dekko at the lashing that Drona has received from different reviewers:

IndiaFM:

In a nutshell, DRONA disappoints and how! 

….On the whole, DRONA lacks soul. At the box-office, the publicity blitzkrieg might ensure good returns in its opening 4-day weekend, but the cracks should start appearing sooner than expected, since the film fails to keep you hooked. Its fall is imminent!

SearchIndia.com:

Compared to the nightmare that Drona represents, Love Story 2050, Sarkar Raj and every other ugly Bollywood movie ever made is a Oscar-worthy masterpiece.

….In Drona, Abhishek is a slow-motion walking and talking advertisement for rigor mortis.

Indicine.com:

Overall, Drona could easily be placed a notch or two below some of the worst movies I have seen. Also, hardly have I witnessed an audience so restless during a movie.

Rediff: 

Unfortunately, Drona, despite its strong desire to entertain, is a victim of mediocre production values.

IBNLive:

To be able to enjoy a film like Drona you have to be willing to suspend disbelief and your common sense too.

While SearchIndia.com found nothing worthwhile Continue reading »

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Drona – Pathetic Piece of Shit; Abhishek Bachchan Stinks

 Bollywood  43 Responses »
Oct 022008
 
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Abhishek Bachchan Sets New Pathetic Record

So, you thought Love Story 2050 was ugly?

And you thought Sarkar Raj was lousy?

You thought God Tussi Great Ho was crappy?

Well, count your blessings if you ain’t seen this pathetic piece of shit called Drona.

Compared to the nightmare that Drona represents, Love Story 2050, Sarkar Raj and every other ugly Bollywood movie ever made is a Oscar-worthy masterpiece.

Take it from us, this duffer called Abhishek Bachchan can’t act.

Yes, Abhishek Bachchan can’t score even an F in acting. Period.

Somebody, please unleash Charles Bronson or Dr Jack Kevorkian on this jackass.


And Drona’s bozo of a director Goldie Behl, who also claims responsibility for this asinine story, knows less about movie-making than the dumbest spotboy on a Tamil movie set.

Why do we believe Goldie Behl is the patron saint of all jackasses? Because the Drona story is so utterly unconvincing and unappealing, the settings are so amateurish, the music is so pedestrian, stunt scenes are downright mediocre and the overall effect of watching Drona is of walking into a room full of Down’s Syndrome cases.

You say special effects in Drona – We say what special effects? We didn’t see any.

Besides its hopelessly inane story, the most striking thing about Drona is an expressionless Abhishek Bachchan, who zombie-like sleepwalks through Continue reading »

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