Porn Star vs Porn Senator – Only in America

Folks, we are starting a new category today – Amazing America -with a story on a Porn Star contemplating a political run against a Porn Senator.

Oh boy, aren’t we Lucky? We just switched on CNN and by golly we were looking, truth be said actually ogling, at one of the most gorgeous looking women these tired, old eyes have ever fallen upon.

Boys, the young lady Stormy Daniels is one helluva looker. Most certain to cause a storm – make that a tempest – in your trousers.

A porn star, director and screenwriter, Stormy Daniels is a native of Baton Rouge, capital of the shitty state of Louisiana in the south. Yeah, the same state of which that Indian-American disgrace Bobby Jindal is Governor.

Now some fans of the well-endowed Stormy Daniels have started an online campaign to run against Louisiana Senator David Vitter in 2010.

We call David Vitter (Republican) the Porn Senator becase of his links to the DC Madam who ran a prostitution ring. In July 2007, Vitter confessed to “a very serious sin in my past.” Come on guys, use your imagination. You know what sin Vitter is referring to.

Here are some of Stormy Daniels’ responses from her interview with CNN anchor Rick Sanchez:

* Am I prepared to take on the challenge? Absolutely. I think anyone that knows me knows I am always up for a good fight.

* Honestly, I am not sure if I am willing to take the pay-cut because of being a Senator. I am kind of happy with what I do. I think taking tips on stage might translate into taking bribes if I was in office.

* Everybody knows the adult industry is pretty lucrative.

* If I am called to duty, it’s my duty to step up.

* I might be a pornstar but I haven’t done anything illegal.

* [The question] is not just why is David Vitter in office but why is he not not in jail….I think he’s setting a horrible example. He preached family values and this and that. And now he did go against everything that he preached and everything he believed in. He broke the law.

* And apparently, there’s a lot of people in Louisiana and across the nation actually that are not happy with that… if they think that I am a better choice, what does it say?

Good luck, our Stormy Petrel.

3 Responses to "Porn Star vs Porn Senator – Only in America"

  1. gnair91   February 9, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    holy cow! im already half way there…

  2. joeantony   February 9, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    mee 2oo

  3. What_if   February 10, 2009 at 6:48 am

    What if you call the new category started by you as “Amazing America” which rhymes well and is in tune with “Incredible India”.
    By calling it “Only in America” dont you think it would restrict you to post incidents / things happening “Only in America” and not elsewhere in the world?
    Whereas “Amazing America” will give you more leverage to post events – (even if it is not exclusively happening Only in America, but also) if America adopts something happening elswehere in the world.
    Like some one has started to serve lunch in USA (to a limited area) like the Dabbawalla system in Mumbai.

    SI: Can you provide a “view comment” option, as we type and just post, as someone said earlier it is like shoting from a gun, (before you realise the bullet has already left) the present system doesnt give a chance for us to see/edit what we typed and then post.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. Yes, Amazing America is a better name (although Only in America has some merit too for the Porn Star vs Porn Senator kind of stories). Amazing America rhymes well too. We’ve now changed the Only in America category to Amazing America. Thanks.

    We might still use Only in America as a descriptive phrase rather than a category name.

    2. On the View Comment before hitting the ‘send’ button, we’ll look into it over the weekend. In IT/software generally, one change often requires a host of other changes.

    Most likely, when we change the SI Blog theme (template), we might make these types of changes.

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