Incredible India 25 – Obama Faces Threat from Biharis

Folks, here we are for the quarter-century edition of Incredible India.

So all ye schmucks in ignoranceville think our President Barack Obama faces a threat only from the Al Queda or the right-wing extremists in the U.S.

Shows how little you know. You see, the Biharis are second to none when it comes to violence. Playing the goonda comes naturally to the denizens of Lallu-land.

Ranjan Kumar, a 30-ish resident of Darbhanga village in Aurangabad district, has been arrested for threatening to kill U.S. President Barack Obama.

No sir, we are not making it up. And no, it’s too early in the day for our scotch.

Apparently, Kumar doesn’t think highly of the security around Obama.

Thinking perhaps that in a fair fight he should give his opponent advance warning or maybe drunk on Bollywood movie dialogs (Haramzade, kuttay, kameenay. Main tumhe jaan se maar daloonga), Kumar called the U.S. Embassy in Delhi and threatened to kill Obama, according to this story in the Bihar Times. Here’s an excerpt from the story:

“[Ranjan Kumar] had made a telephone call to the US embassy in New Delhi, spoken to an official and threatened to kill US President obama,” [Aurangabad Superintendent of Police Ravindran Shankaran] said. Taking the threat seriously the US embassy passed on the message to the Indian government, which informed Bihar police.

He said that Kumar had probably sent an SMS threat also to kill Obama. “The special branch is interrogating him, an Intelligence Bureau team is coming to interrogate him and a team of US embassy is reaching to quiz him,” the official said.

Kumar, the son of a retired railway official, will also be examined by a medical board to determine his mental state. Only after that would the police initiate action against him.

Obama’s Secret Desi Weapon
What the Bihari buddhu doesn’t realize is that our President Obama carries a secret desi weapon with him.

No, we’re not talking of the suitcase with the nuclear codes. Quiet please – Did you know, did you know that Barack Obama always carries with him a small statue of the Hindu Monkey God Hanuman.

Yes sir, our Black Prez always has a brown monkey in his pocket.

Mera Bharat Mahan.

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4 Responses to "Incredible India 25 – Obama Faces Threat from Biharis"

  1. boopalanj   May 14, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    Yeah, Heard about Obama carrying a hanuman statue. When he lived in Indonesia [If I am not wrong], he got to know about not just this god, but the people and culture prevailing in eastern countries, I heard.

    Btw, did you come across this news – the suburban passenger train in chennai, was taken control (hijacked ;-)) by an unknown person, an early morning two weeks back, and he ran the train into full speed without stopping in any stations, and finally stormed into a goods train that stood calm in the same track waiting for signal. Including this unknown person, 5 were dead i think. Police has no clue still, as to who is this person and went to North india [West Bengal, etc] in search of this person.

    This mad man Ranjan kumar, being a son of retired railway official reminded me this. Responds:

    Yes, we read about the suburban passenger train incident in Chennai. Maybe, it was the LTTE. 😉

  2. boops should join the detective force.. good analysis.. does ranjan have a facebook page.. nowadays, facebook and myspace yield a lot of clues into the mindset of the loonies.

  3. kelambu_kaathu   May 15, 2009 at 4:21 am

    Obama has achieved something. wat did you achieve to talk about his beliefs? Responds:

    You write above: wat did you achieve to talk about his beliefs?

    We put a Black man in the White House.

    They had to wait 233 years for us to come here and show them how to do it.

    Also, haven’t you heard of king-makers? 😉

    One of these days, we’ll come to Tamil Nadu and show people how to liberate themselves from the clutches of Laurel (DMK) & Hardy (AIADMK).

  4. Aswin_Kini   May 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    “Yes sir, our Black Prez always has a brown monkey in his pocket.”, Sir, is racism allowed in this blog or are you following our own LOOSUPAIYA’s habits of insulting people’s sentiments just for the heck of it.

    Don’t mean to hurt ya, but somethings which you do for fun can hurt others. Let’s just say, “One man’s food is another man’s poison”, what you call a Monkey, I call it a god. 🙂 Responds:

    You write: what you call a Monkey, I call it a god. 🙂

    We are deeply hurt that what we call a monkey you call a god. 😉

    A monkey is reality (and if you are a Vaal you can even pull a Monkey’s Vaal i.e. tail). God is fiction.

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