These days, murder seems to be Saravanaa Bhavan’s raison d’etre.
Picture this South Indian vegetarian restaurant’s shady reputation:
* Saravanaa Bhavan’s founder P.Rajagopal murders people, literally.
* Saravanaa Bhavan founder’s son P.R. Shiva Kumar murders U.S. immigration laws, allegedly.
* Saravanaa Bhavan Edison (New Jersey) murders diners, figuratively.
Murder most foul, as the Ghost laments in the bard’s Hamlet.
In Hindu mythology, Saravana is a sacred pond. In the Kali Yuga (modern era), Saravanaa Bhavan is a metaphor for murder.
Shiva. Shiva.
Enna Kodume Saar, idhu (what agony).
Saravanaa Bhavan Edison Murders Indian Cuisine
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Just Entitlements
When you pay $9 for a dosa, the least you are entitled to is that someone will fill your water glass at least once during your meal and be around when you want to order more items.
When you visit a full service restaurant, the least you are entitled to is that your young male waiter won’t be busy playing Krishna with the three Gopika colleagues at the cash counter and pay more attention to diners.
When you pay $5 for two Mirchi Bajjis, the least you are entitled to is that the accompanying Chutney is not spoiled.
Will someone please tell the restaurant’s schmuck owners that Saravanaa Bhavan Edison in New Jersey is not a takeout pizza or taco joint where Continue reading »
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