Hey, we meant the planet in the headline not the messy canal your warped mind is conjuring up.
Kadavul Satyam (God-promise).
Ayyo, What Modesty, What Modesty
Never have our old eyes witnessed such self-effacing souls like Kanthaswamy producer Kalaipuli S.Thanu, the movie’s hero Vikram or heroine Shriya Saran in the face of such gargantuan achievement.
You see, the trio only celebrated the movie’s ‘smash hit‘ status on terra firma a.k.a. Planet Earth at a party hosted in a 5-star hotel in Chennai on Sunday.
They ignored the movie’s mega-response in other parts of our vast universe.
Not one word about Kanthaswamy’s record-shattering performance in Uranus, Venus (schmucko, we mean the planet not mons veneris) and all the other nooks in our galaxy Milky Way and the others too.
Surely, extraterrestrial creatures in all corners of the gigantic universe are besides themselves with joy at the grand spectacle of Kanthaswamy. Not just the denizens of Planet Earth.
Thanu (the name rhymes with Rajiv Gandhi’s assassin Dhanu) declared, ahem, modestly:
Kanthaswamy may have got a little mixed response from a certain section of the press, but nothing really to worry as the film is a super smash hit that has grossed a record Rs 37 crore worldwide.
Super Smash hit, folks.
Super Smash hit. No less.
Be mindful that this is Kanthaswamy we’re speaking of here not an ordinary hit like Slumdog Millionaire.
Vikram, an even bigger avatar of modesty, ejaculated:
I know that there has been a lot of negative talk about the film, but who cares? The figures at the box-office say a different story. What more can an actor ask for?….Success of Kanthaswamy as far as I’m concerned is the best form of revenge against my detractors.
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