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Must be our bad Karma.

The first Telugu movie (that too in the evening of our life) and what a ghastly nightmare it turned out to be!

Just imagine how much more damage Ganesh would have inflicted on our senses if we’d understood the language. There must be a God somewhere smiling upon us.

Kid Stuff
Folks, Ganesh (Ram, Kajal Aggarwal) is kid stuff, in both the literal and figurative sense.

A silly, stupid love story featuring two grownup kids Ganesh (Ram) and Divya (Kajal Aggarwal) and a army of kid kids, Ganesh ought not to have ever seen the light of the day.

Sheer torture.

All 165 or so minutes.

What effrontery prompted the producer Sravanti Ravi Kishore to make, and then dare to release this piece of shit in theatres, is a question that can only be answered by a panel of competent psychiatrists.

The second villain of this sick crap is some freak-o-Rama called M.Saravanan, who takes credit for the story, screenplay and direction.

We strongly advise Ganesh ticketholders to carefully retain their tickets – You see, we think Saravanan can be hauled off to court in a class action lawsuit for misrepresentation because this garbage has none of three crucial elements claimed – Story, Screenplay and Direction.

This juvenile drama centers around that grownup kid Ganesh (Ram), who to save his friend Rakesh’s love affair, agrees to fall in love with the second grownup kid Divya (Kajal Aggarwal), who is supposed to marry her relative (yes, the same Rakesh) as per an old agreement among the family elders.

Somewhere along the way, feigned love turns into true love for our Ganesh.

As if this nonsense were not adequate to ignite our fury, there’s a bunch of 20-odd devilish kids in the apartment complex making life miserable for all and sundry and frequently insisting on our Ganesh morphing into a superman. Continue reading »

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Folks, there’s no need for all those effusive thank-yous.

Oh well, if you insist.

You are welcome, ma’am. It was a pleasure, sir.

Yes, we know that over the last couple of years we’ve overwhelmingly exceeded your highest expectations with our Hindi, Tamil, English, Kannada and Foreign Language movie reviews.

But today is not the occasion to look backward (as our Kallu Mama Barack Obama is wont to say).

It’s a somber time to reflect on the momentous tasks ahead of us.

Today is a red letter day here for us.

Stop that noise, fellas.

Be patient. What’s the matter with y’all. Yeah, we see you getting antsy.

OK, we’re coming to the point.

Yes, if you’re in that big a hurry for the big news, here it comes.

Tan-tan. dingara-dingu. Pa-ban Tan-tan dingara dinga.

Grand Announcement
Bowing to the explicit and implicit desires of our dear readers Supergirl, Asha Tampa, Chaitu1987, Shadowfax_arbit, 13ghosts, Ratnakar, Kelambu_kaathu, Joeantony, Araj, What_if, Inirschennai, Raghavan00, Sganeshkumar1989, Jogibhima and the unvoiced aspirations of thousands of our silent readers, SearchIndia.com today takes the next step Continue reading »

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Bollywood fans in UK too have made chutney of Salman Khan’s latest piece of junk Wanted.

Folks, the Wanted crapshow is a bloody disaster in the UK too, just like in the U.S.

Not just an ordinary disaster, this one.

A mega disaster of Salmanesque proportions.

In one of those Ripley’s Believe It or Not moments, Wanted fared worse than Salman’s previous garbage Yuvvraaj and Heroes.

Bet you are not surprised, right?

After all, this aging, fading, balding Bollywood star is the most lethargic and laziest bloke when it comes to acting these days.

Showing scant respect for the audience, Salman Khan sleepwalks through his movies.

Inevitably, Salman Khan’s movies end up at the bottom of the heap.

If you go by the box office numbers in UK and the U.S., Salman Khan is usually the kiss of death for a Bollywood movie with the diaspora audience.

For the September 18-20, 2009 weekend at the U.K. box office, Salman Khan’s Wanted came in at No-19 with a gross of £69,399.

Pitiful.

The below UK box office table speaks loud and clear where Salman Khan stands compared to his Bollywood peers: at the bottom.

As we said the other day:

Salman Khan – the name that spells box office disaster in Bollywood.

Salman Khan – the name that means bad luck in Bollywood.

Salman Khan – the name that turns away audiences in Bollywood. Continue reading »

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