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Bet ya a million $, bet ya a billion $ you didn’t know this word.

Bet ya a gazillion $ that we are not sloshed from all the $5.49 Chardonay (on sale, of course) we’ve been quaffing for the last few hours.

Now, now, come on.

No fibbing here.

OK, so you say you know the word.

Well, what does it mean?

Gotcha. Gotcha.

You have no clue.

Folks, anorchous means without testicles.

No kidding.

According to our source (The Gilded Tongue by Rod L. Evans, P.17), the word comes from Greek an- (without) and orchis (testicle).

In plain English, it’d mean sans balls.

Voila, now your vocabulary is richer by one more word. ;)

scuse me while I kiss the sky

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It’s the desi elders who dream of the Spelling Bee wreath.

As they cajole their young daughters, sons or in-betweens with lusty exhortations to glory, these desis from Mayavaram and Mathura, Ranchi and Rewa, Gulbarga and Gorakhpur, Nagpur and Noida refuse to abandon the fantasy of the Spelling Bee wreath aloft the heads of their ugly little spawns.

As they behold Mirle Shivashankar, arms raised and an asinine smile on his grotesque face, basking in the glory of daughter Kavya’s victory in 2009, these simpering simpletons of Sethiathope fancy themselves on the same Washington DC stage with their little shaitans in 2011, 2012 or 2013.

It’s for these malodorous desis possessed by the Spelling Bee devil that we recommend the following indispensable books:

* The Bibliophile’s Dictionary by Miles Westley Continue reading »

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Rep. Alan Grayson, we love ya.

Count on SearchIndia.com to cut you a check during your next election.

We promise.

Last night, this Democratic Congressman from Central Florida (mostly the Orlando area) hit the nail right on the head when he said:

If you get sick in America, this is what the Republicans want you to do: If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly. That’s right, the Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick.

Folks, please click on Grayson’s image below to watch his brave and honest speech on the House floor.


Photo: C-Span

Folks, as a recent study by Harvard Medical School researchers has made clear: 45,000 Americans die every year because of lack insurance.

One death every 12 minutes in America.

And the people responsible for these avoidable deaths are America’s greedy scumbag quartet of doctors, insurance companies, pharmaceutical firms and hospitals who resist any reform that’ll reduce their profits.

And of course, their Republican supporters in Congress.

Bloody Unpatriotic Animals.

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Now, don’t tell us you are surprised?

Because we are not.

These are good-for-nothing boobies who are guaranteed to bring home nothing but the booby prize.

So what if they won the match against the West Indies.

It doesn’t matter because the clowns are heading back to that gigantic slum.

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Here’s some good news for cheapo desis in the U.S. looking for free WiFi Internet access while on the move.

By mid-October, the 500 odd Borders book stores around the U.S. will provide free WiFi.

Cool, so we can take our new Asus netbook 1005HA-PU1X to Borders and blog from there.

Verizon is providing the technology to Borders for the Wifi connectivity.

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The Priyanka Chopra-Harman Baweja movie What’s Your Rashee has fared miserable in the UK too.

Here, see for yourself in the below table how badly What’s Your Rashee has fared compared to a few other prominent Bollywood movies:

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