Biryani Cart NYC – Lovely Biryani, Lousy Kati Roll

(Recommended by SI reader Satya) After watching Akshay Kumar’s latest nightmare a.k.a De Dana Dan the other day, we were in desperate need of some cheering and comforting. So after the crappy movie ended, we walked up a few blocks from AMC Empire 25 on 42nd St to the latest New York City landmark – […]

Saifeena’s Shame – Kurbaan 2nd-wk Worse than Drona

Can it possibly get any worse? No, No and No. The Saif Ali Khan-Kareena Kapoor piece of shit Kurbaan has fared worse than one of the worst movies in the annals of Bollywood. Y’all know which one. 😉 Yes, Yes and Yes Kurbaan has accomplished the seemingly impossible. It has fared worse than Abhishek Bachchan’s […]

Critics Show Middle Finger to Arya 2

Allu Arjun’s latest crap show Arya 2 has received unflattering reviews from movie critics. Here’s a sample of reviews for Arya 2: * Sify: Arya 2 is not really a sequel to that trendsetter, Arya. Neither is the movie entertaining like the original nor does it have any interesting moments. In fact, it is big […]

Kandukondein Kandukondein Review – Nice Gambol in Cupid’s Vineyard

Hear, hear. Here’s our take on the dramatis personae of Kandukondein Kandukondein. * Aishwarya Rai is mostly graceless. * Ajith is generally passionless. * Abbas is absolutely expressionless. * Tabu, our inamorata, is divinely peerless. 😉 * Mamooty is typically matchless. Despite the reckless and habitual vandalism of the Ash-Ajith-Abbas troika on the movie sets, […]

Arya 2 Review – A Back-Alley Abortion

Critics Show Middle Finger to Arya 2 A pack of rabid curs descend upon a poor, helpless woman in the last trimester of her pregnancy and drag her into a dark alley on a moonless night. The frothing whackos then shove a rusted hanger up the victim’s twat. Folks, the resulting ugly, bloody, horrific aborted […]

De Dana Dan is Trash, Say Movie Critics

Movie critics in the U.S. and India have found Bollywood trash king Akshay Kumar’s new movie De Dana Dan a piece of trash. Here’s what a sample of critics had to say on De Dana Dan: * IBNLive: At two hours and 40 minutes, it’s a laboriously long, patience-testing exercise in idiocy about some 20-odd […]

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