The sheer effrontery of the buffoons.
To put out trash like Varudu and then to dare call it a movie is but a sign of the metastasizing malignancy eating away at the innards of Telugu movies.
What were the clowns thinking, if these Tollywood simians are even capable of such hard tasks.
Stupid Shit
In its essence, Varudu is no more than the asinine account of a bridegroom (Allu Arjun) left stranded at the altar when his bride is kidnapped by a nut-case (Arya).
How our enraged groom hotfoots it to the kidnapper’s lair, rescues the girl, fights an army of villains, careens down mountains, jumps off bridges (the last three with his bride in tow) and ties the knot around the damsel’s neck is all there is to this stupid story interspersed, of course, with the customary sickening fight scenes and de rigeur silly song/dance sequences.
Here’s a Promise
Folks, if this piece of shit Varudu doesn’t turn into a mega disaster, we’ll abandon blogging, give back our U.S. passport and return to Incredible India to spend our winter years amidst all ye schmucks.
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