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It’s around 8:30PM here on the East Coast on a Friday evening.

Hell, we’re already half-way through our first glass of White Russian and listening to Usher’s new song OMG from the album Raymond v. Raymond.

So what if the critics don’t like it.

Who gives a f*ck.

We like the song mucho. We do.

Swoon-worthy fare, folks.

You bet!

We bought the song ($1.29) on iTunes a few days back.

And we liked it so much that a few moments ago we purchased the music video ($1.99) as well.

Was this our first music video purchase? We can’t say for sure since we’re, ahem, floating a bit but most likely it is.

Here’s an excerpt for all ye schumcks:

oh myyyy
oh myy gosh
i did it again, so i’m gone let the beat drop
oh myy gosh

[usher]:
baby let me..
baby let me..
baby let me..

[chorus]:
baby let me love you downnn
there’s so many ways to love ya
baby i can break you downnn
there’s so many ways to love ya
i mean like, ooh myy gosh i’m soo in love
i found you finallyy, it make me want to say
oh, oh , oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
ohh myy gosh

We’ve already watched the OMG music video twice. Continue reading »

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No, we’re no great fans of Vivek Oberoi.

Nor for that matter fans of any of Ash’s male friends, past (Vivek or Salman) or present (Abhishek).

But Prince is not total crap like Akshay Kumar’s De Dana Dan or Kambhakkht Ishq.

Au contraire, think of  Prince as the Desi Bourne Gaand Identity, albeit a lengthy, unedited one (2-hrs 15-mts).

Low Expectations
After being repeatedly subjected to the Akshay Kumar brand of Bollywood garbage on the screen, these days we are happy if a Hindi movie doesn’t turn out to be total trash.

Call it the Bollywood Law of Low Expectations.

That’s the only way to maintain your sanity after sitting through these nonsensical films.

Action+Weird Story
Prince
(directed by Kookie V Gulati with the story and screenplay by Shiraz Ahmed) is an action movie with a weird story underpinning it.

That kinda makes for an ‘interesting’ combination, albeit one that can come only from Bollywood.

Vivek Oberoi plays the eponymous Prince, a legendary thief, who can pull off seemingly impossible heists a la Abhishek Bachchan pulls off crap when he walks or talks.

After a major plunder of diamonds, our Prince wakes up in Durban, South Africa with a loss of memory.

Now, don’t laugh guys. This is not the Ghajini kind of memory loss stolen shit.

This is the ‘memory loss’ from a director/story writer who likely watched the Hollywood action thriller Bourne Identity one too many times and followed it up with Iron Man and Batman a couple of times.

Since it’s Bollywood ishstyle Bourne Identity, memory loss, fast chases and all quickly turns into Gaand Identity even as our hero sophomorically mumbles It’s show time each time he attempts an impossible stunt. Continue reading »

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Intermission time now.

Prince, Maya 1, Maya 2, Maya 3 …..

God, how many Mayas?

All Mayas love Prince!

Related Stories:
Prince Review – Desi Gaand identity; Not Junk

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Gosh, it’s nearly a month since our last episode of highlighting happenings in Incredible India.

If it’s India, can Sania, acid attacks, starvation deaths and the like be far behind.

Here’s a look at some of the only-in-India stories:

* Where have all the Indian men gone.

The Indian census says there about 602 million males in India, and yet not one worthy enough of Indian tennis player Sania ‘chronic loser‘ Mirza.

The poor woman finally had to seek the help of Pakistani Chutiyas to help her out.

Tch tch. Sad.

Or maybe the census is all wrong and there are no men in India.

Only women and hijras. Possible na? ;)

* A 9th standard school girl in the South Indian town of Tenali in the state of Andhra Pradesh is battling for life after a 23-year-old spurned, love-lorn youth hurled acid at her.

Here is an excerpt from the story in the TOI:

A 16-year-old class IX girl student is battling for life after being subjected to an acid attack by a jilted lover at Tenali in this district on Wednesday evening. Continue reading »

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