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A few minutes back, as we were checking out Pak-loving Chutiya Shahrukh Khan’s films on Netflix in response to a comment from SI blog reader VJcool, we stumbled upon DDLJ, Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge to all ye ignorattis, in the Instant Play section.

Like most real desis, we’ve of course seen this DDLJ nonsense several times.

But hey, what’s the problem with ogling at supposedly mother-to-be-again Kajol one more time, right?

We’ve already had a glass of gin and are sufficiently high.

All we need is a good, well-filled out fantasy gal for the night! Thank God, she doesn’t have that size-zero fixation.

And people do fill out well in all the right places during pregnancy, right?

Truth be said, the woman already has a reasonable pair of knockers.

In any case, Kajol would do in the absence of Charlize Theron!

Excuse us will you while we pour ourselves another glass of Gilbey’s Gin and mix it with some 79-cent Seltzer Water from the supermarket.

By the way, Seltzer Water is better than Club Soda because it contains less adulterants and is closer to pure water.

So, here we are in bed with a glass of Gin on the adjacent stool, watching the opening scenes of DDLJ with the late Amrish Puri a.k.a Chaudhry Baldev Singh feeding the pigeons and droning on about London Shaher and how he’s an alien here even after half a lifetime in the city.

We’ll update this post as and when we can rouse ourselves from our gin-filled stupor.

Update 1
Well, we’ve met Simran’s family.

Her strict father (Amrish Puri), the convenience store owner in London, with a nostalgia for all things Indian, her sister Chutki and mother Lajjo.

Ha ha, we’ve also seen Kajol in the skimpy white blouse and skimpier white skirt dancing in the rain as the dress clings to her body showing off her assets as she sings Mere Khwabon Mein.

The white skirts billowing high, we espied Simran (Kajol) lifting her nice kinda darkish legs high. Nice glimpse of her pretty thighs too. We likey, much likey. Continue reading »