I Hate Luv Storys Box Office – Mediocre Showing
Mon dieu, when will these Bollywood mongrels put a lid on the garbage they keep shoving our way ceaselessly
Total garbage.
Yeah, what else can you call a movie with a limp, silly story that borrows from/spoofs old Hindi movies like DDLJ, Dil Chahta Hai, Kal Ho Na Ho, Hum Tum et al including the names of two principal DDLJ characters Raj and Simran and loses steam in just 20-minutes.
To employ a sexual metaphor, we’d describe I Hate Luv Storys as an instance of premature ejaculation. 
Depressing, disgusting and, oh hell, frustrating, we tell ya.
Is there no relief at all for us from Karan Johar’s troupe of gibbering monkeys?
Poor Response
For the opening show of this trash at a theater on the East Coast, there were just three people.
Just three people for Dharma Productions’ I Hate Luv Storys.
Pitiful.
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Stupid Story
Yes, we’ve said this a million times.
But we’ll say it one more time – Indian movie-makers just can’t get hold of a gripping story. Just beyond their pea-sized brains.
I Hate Luv Storys hews to the time-honored tradition of hackneyed, jackass Bollywood tales.
Girl (Sonam Kapoor) with a perfect, steady boy-friend believes in Bollywood-style love and romance while the boy (Imran Khan) is adamant that this love thing is all balderdash.
Of course, in true Bollywood ishtyle the girl Simran soon falls in love with our all-love-is-nonsense boy J, who rebuffs her. Before you can say Yeh kya bakwas (what rubbish is this), the all-love-is-nonsense boy falls in love with the girl whose turn it is to spurn him.
All the while, Simran’s besotted boyfriend Raj (the talented Sameer Dattani) is waiting patiently in the background for his girl.
Of course, all’s well in the end for Simran and J (alas, not for the paying audience or for Raj).
Is this the kind of shit that gives you a hard-on or if you are a gal an urgent twitch between your thighs. Continue reading »
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