Kill the Ground Zero Mosque

(For SI Blog reader Pippa) We can’t stand the Big Business-friendly Republicans but in this instance we’re with them. No Mosque in the Ground Zero area or even downtown Manhattan. As best as we know, you can’t build a Church/Synagogue/Mandir/Gurdwara in any of the Muslim nations and to even think of building a mosque in […]

We’re Far Too Young but You Schmucks can Try

A short while ago, we received an e-mail that we’ve reproduced verbatim below: Hello, My name is Matt Porter, and I am a filmmaker and recent New York University graduate. I am searching for an Indian couple, ideally a husband and wife, over the age of 50 who would both be interested in acting in […]

Dakshin Iselin Review – Spoiled Food; Clueless Baboons

SI: What about our Masala Chai? Desi Waitress: Very Sorry Sir, I told the cook Masala Chai but he made Masala French Fry! SI: What! (Sotto Voce: Goddamn Jesus ‘Mother F*cking’ Christ. Is your kitchen staffed with baboons who can’t even understand another desi?) White Waitress (in a pleading voice): Sir, would you like to […]