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How would you feel if your lovely, blouse-filling, luscious, thunder-thighs wife was gang-banged by a punch of Paki punks and abandoned on the border with bite-marks, scratches and what not.

Your wifey won’t be a pretty sight after the ordeal and betcha you won’t feel the same hardon for her ever after, right? :(

Ditto with the iPhone.

Once it falls on a hard surface, your pretty wife iPhone won’t look pretty anymore and your schlong won’t rise at the sight of the once-sleek, now-soiled device.

The glass could crack, the sides might get dented or, worst case scenario, the device may even stop working.

Accidents Happen
However careful you are, accidents are a reality of life and, horror of horrors, your precious new iPhone 4 baby can slip out of your hands, its pristine beauty marred forvever.

Our older model iPhone 3G slipped from our hands a few times. Even with a decent leather case, much to our distress the edges got scratched when it fell on the road.

Front (left) and with clip (right)

This time, i.e. with the iPhone 4, we were determined not to let scratches and dents disturb our sangfroid. Continue reading »

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Peepli Live has not set the box office here on fire despite Midget Khan aggressively promoting it in the U.S.

Aamir Khan left no stone unturned in promoting his production Peepli Live, supposedly a satire centering round a media circus on an Indian farmer’s proposed suicide to get government benefits.

The heavy promotion notwithstanding, Peepli Live could pull in only Continue reading »

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We just finished watching our second Danish film Terribly Happy (on Netflix Instant Play).

And boy, did we strike gold with this one too (if you want to know, our first Danish film was the lovely After the Wedding a.k.a. Efter brylluppet, which is set partially in India).

Delightful Film
Folks, Terribly Happy is an absolutely gorgeous film, the kind you wish our thieving Bollywood dickheads would make.

Alas, if only, if only.

Directed by Henrik Ruben Genz (now don’t you schmucks tell us the name rings a bell), the movie falls in what you’d consider the crime genre.

Not those bang-bang, dishoom-dishoom filled with gun-shots movies. Au contraire, one of those rare, hard to predict what comes next dark movies.

By the way, why is our Brandy tasting sweet tonight? We’ve just mixed it with Seltzer water. Yet, it tastes sweet. Weird. :( Continue reading »

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