How would you feel if your lovely, blouse-filling, luscious, thunder-thighs wife was gang-banged by a punch of Paki punks and abandoned on the border with bite-marks, scratches and what not.
Your wifey won’t be a pretty sight after the ordeal and betcha you won’t feel the same hardon for her ever after, right?
Ditto with the iPhone.
Once it falls on a hard surface, your pretty wife iPhone won’t look pretty anymore and your schlong won’t rise at the sight of the once-sleek, now-soiled device.
The glass could crack, the sides might get dented or, worst case scenario, the device may even stop working.
Accidents Happen
However careful you are, accidents are a reality of life and, horror of horrors, your precious new iPhone 4 baby can slip out of your hands, its pristine beauty marred forvever.
Our older model iPhone 3G slipped from our hands a few times. Even with a decent leather case, much to our distress the edges got scratched when it fell on the road.
Front (left) and with clip (right)
This time, i.e. with the iPhone 4, we were determined not to let scratches and dents disturb our sangfroid. Continue reading »
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