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Kaavalan Box Office – Vijay F*cked; Worse than Sura

 Box Office, Tamil Movies  7 Responses »
Jan 262011
 
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Ha ha ha ha, Ayyo Kaduvule.

Intha Vijayakku shani pudichidichu (Vijay is going through bad times).

Folks, Vijay’s new movie Kaavalan has been badly buggered by moviegoers in the U.K.

Kaavalan has fared worse than Vijay’s previous movie Sura at the U.K. box office.

Pitiful. Pitiful.

Vijay richly deserves his current miserable fate for all the crap he’s showered on Tamil moviegoers for the past few years.

By the way, Kaavalan released a week late in the U.K.

For the opening January 21-23, 2010 weekend, Kaavalan managed a total gross of only £49,475 and an average gross of £2,910.

Are we surprised?

Of course not. The Kaavalan trailer and cacophonous music foretold the disaster that lay ahead.

Here’s how badly Kaavalan fared at the U.K. box office compared to a few prominent Tamil films:

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Kaavalan Trailer Review – In New Landmark, this Tamil Movie Features Two Clowns
Kaavalan Music Review – If Funeral Music be Your Cup of Tea, This One Fits the Bill

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Mr.President, Winning the Future is Fine & Dandy; But What About Now?

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Jan 252011
 
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In his second State of the Union address, our President Obama tonight waxed eloquent about Innovation, High-Speed Internet, Clean Energy, High-Speed Trains and Winning the Future.

“This is our generation’s Sputnik moment,” Obama boldly declared in the State of the Union address tonight.

But what the leader of the free world neglected to address was what his administration would do in the near term to tackle the severe crises buffeting the nation now – foremost among them the unemployment crisis.

Countless new jobs in the future is great but what about the 16+ million who are unemployed now.

Talking grandiosely of the jobs coming via trade deals with China, India and South Korea is hogwash meant to bamboozle the gullible American people.

Mr.President, try telling that the ‘worst of the recession is over’ to the millions of Americans struggling on the margins. Whatever you are smoking, could we have some of that weed please.

Folks, the only way to do create jobs in America at this juncture is to impose heavy tariffs on imports from China and drastically slash outsourcing of services to India and get rid of the H1B/L1 Coolie Visas.

The rest is piffle, mere words.

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India Digest – Padma Shri for Having Babies? Gulti Deportation; Barbarian Mafia

 India Digest  5 Responses »
Jan 252011
 
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* Padma Shri for having babies? – Bollywood actress Kajol has received a Padma Shri award from the Government of India. The only noteworthy thing Kajol has done in the last decade is to have two babies. Say, do they award Padma Shris in India for having babies? Another actress Tabu also won the Padma Shri. Again, we can’t think of any great achievement by one of our favorites. Did Tabu get it under the senior citizens category?
(Press Information Bureau)

* Gultis will do anything to land in the U.S. – We’ve never understood the Telugu fascination for Amreeka. Is it the hope of a big, fat dowry? A bunch of Telugu students in California are in trouble with U.S. immigration.
(Economic Times)

* Barbarian Indian Mafia – An Indian official who dared to question fuel theft was burnt alive by the local Mafia in the Continue reading »

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What’s the Difference Between Algeria & India? Rahman Rides to the Rescue, Again

 Bollywood, Tamil Movies  11 Responses »
Jan 252011
 
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How many of you schmucks can even locate Algeria on a map.

(Hint: Algeria is not a river, ocean or mountain. No, definitely not the name of Rajinikanth’s next movie.) ;)

Folks, the Nominations for the 83rd Academy Awards a.k.a. Oscars were announced today.

Algeria has an entry in Outside the Law, (directed by Rachid Bouchareb).

Denmark, with a population one-fourth that of the Mumbai metropolitan region, has a nomination – In a Better World.

And to those who think Mexico is merely a synonym for cocaine and heroin, think again. Think Biutiful (Javier Bardem, Blanca Portillo).

Ha Ha Ha, Don’t Even Ask
India?

Of course, you putzheads will ask.

No, there were no Indian movies in the list.

Anybody surprised? Not us, definitely.

Bloody hell, no way these Bollywood, Kollywood or Tollywood Hanumans can make the Oscars’ cut.

These stupid Indian f*cks are still too busy stealing old Hollywood films like Romance on the High Seas and After the Fox or churning out beastly trash like Raavan. Continue reading »

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Spamming Made Easy

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Jan 252011
 
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Amazon Web Services today rolled out a new, scalable service aimed at making it easy for businesses and developers to blast out bulk (euphemism for spam) and transactional email.

Amazon is promising that its new Cloud offering dubbed Simple Email Service (SES) will eliminate the complexity and expense of building an in-house email solution or licensing, installing, and operating a third-party email service.

SES integrates with other Amazon Web services to send emails from applications hosted on services such as Amazon EC2 and includes a built-in feedback loop to provide notifications of bounce backs, failed and successful delivery attempts and spam complaints. Continue reading »

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India Digest – J&K on Boil; Talentless Bollywood Bozo; Stalinist Regime; Murderous Police

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Jan 242011
 
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* Sick F*cks in Jammu & Kashmir – No, you cannot hoist the Indian National Flag in the Muslim-dominated, disputed state of Jammu & Kashmir. Should you try, you’ll be deported to India. Ha ha ha. Somebody, please kick out these two idiots Omar Abdullah and Manmohan Singh.
(The Hindu)

* Income Tax Raids on Priyanka Chopra – What a shame that only the Income Tax dept raided the premises of this utterly worthless Bollywood actress. If only the Department of Quality Control had joined in, this disgustingly bad actress would have been exposed for her repeated depravities – masquerading as acting – on the screen. By the way, the IT dept raided the premises of that zombie actress Katrina Kaif too.

* Allah, be Praised, Dhobi Ghat didn’t do Well – There must be a God, after all. Dhobi Ghat turned in a mediocre performance at the U.S. box office.
(SearchIndia.com)

* Is a Stalinist regime coming to Tamil Nadu? – Perhaps. The fossil a.k.a. Karunanidhi is hinting of leaving the Chief Minister’s post and becoming president of the DMK party. This means fossil’s son Stalin will be the next Chief Minister. :(
(The Hindu)

* Murder at close quarters – The Andhra Pradesh has turned murder into a fine art.
(Outlook)
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