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Terroristan Chops Sri Lanka’s Balls, Again

 Cricket  3 Responses »
Feb 262011
 
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We’re saddened beyond description.

On the field and away from the field, Pakistan Terroristan is a force to be reckoned with.

And we saw evidence of that yet again today.

Led by skipper Shahid Afridi, Terroristan played a superb game today to defeat home team Sri Lanka at the Premadasa Stadium in Colombo by 11 runs.

With boundaries coming like clockwork, the Pakistan batsmen frustrated the Sri Lankan bowlers.

When Ahmed Shehzad fell early, we were hopeful that Sri Lanka would gain their first World Cup victory over Pakistan (they had previously lost six matches against Pak in earlier World Cups).

But Mohammad Hafeez and Kamran Akmal kept the runs coming.

And then Mohammad Hafeez was run out.

But Pakistani batsmen still kept finding the singles, twos and the occasional boundaries, ultimately ending with 277 for 7.

Younus Khan (72) and Misbah ul-Haq (83) were the top scorers for the Pakistan side.

Afridi Shines
The Sri Lankan batsmen were no match for the Pakistani bowlers and the wickets started tumbling early.

Upul Tharanga was the first Sri Lankan batsman to kiss the dust followed a short while later by Dilshan.

After that, Sri Lankan batsmen kept dropping like flies.

Hardly any boundaries or sixes from the Sri Lankan side until the last 20 minutes when Chamara Silva showed some signs of life.

Sangakkara kept our hopes alive for a few brief moments.

But truth be said, the match was over long before Sangakkara got out going for a big hit.

Pakistan Captain Afridi kept the Sri Lankan batsmen on a tight leash and ended with an impressive 4-34.

Bottom Line, Terroristan was the superior team, played a great game and richly deserved to win.

Final Score
Pakistan 277-7
Sri Lanka 266-9

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Sri Lanka vs Terroristan – Go, Go, Sri Lanka

 Cricket  4 Responses »
Feb 262011
 
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Big day, folks. Big day.

A huge crowd has turned out to watch the home team Sri Lanka battle Pakistan aka Terroristan at the Premadasa Stadium in Colombo.

Will Sri Lanka score their first ever World Cup victory against Pakistan?

We hope so. Desperately hope so.

* 12:15PM EST – Pakistan win by 11 Runs. :( Seventh defeat by Sri Lanka at the hands of Pakistan in a World Cup match.

* 12:14PM EST – Spectators trooping out.

* 12:13PM EST – Kulasekara Out for 24 off the second last ball of match SL 265-9

* 12:08PM EST – Magnificent Six from Kulasekara

* 12:00 PM EST (10:30PM IST) - Pakistan Terroristan Murdabad! SL 242-8, three overs to go, 36 Runs Needed.

* 11:54AM – Chamara Silva stumped ( 57 off 79 balls). SL 232-8

* 11:50AM EST -  Thisera Perera Bowled by Akhtar :( SL 232-7

* 11:36AM – Angelo Matthew gone as he goes for a Big Hit. Easy catch by Shahzad off Afridi’s bowling. SL is 209-6. Fourth wicket for Afridi.

* 11:30 AM EST – Does it even matter what the score is? Match over, Schmucks. SL 189-5. Another 8 overs left.

* 11:10AM EST – Sangakkara dismissed going for a big hit. Caught by Shahzad off Afridi’s bowling. Sri Lanka 169-5. Match OVER

* 11:08AM EST – Sangakkara survives a close one. Asking Run Rate 8.65. Sri Lanka has no chance in hell. :(

* 11:01AM EST – First Six for SL. Thank You, Sangakkara.

* 11:00AM EST (9:30PM IST) – Another close shave for Chamara Silva.  Easy Catch dropped by Abdur Rehman.

* 10:30AM EST – Game OVER. Allah on the side of Terroristan! Sri Lanka 119-4 after 30 overs. Required Run Rate 7.7. No chance for Sri Lanka.

* 10:17AM EST – Chamara Silva survives close LBW shave.

* 9.57AM – Crying. We’re crying! Samaraweera Stumped. Sri Lanka 96-4. Sri Lanka under TREMENDOUS PRESSURE.

* 9:51AM EST – Crisis. Crisis. Jayawardena dismissed for 2. Bowled by Akhtar. Middle stump knocked out.  Sri Lanka 95-3. Pakistan Terroristan Murdabad.

* 9:48AM EST – Sri Lanka needs 187 from 31 overs

* 9:38AM EST – OMG, Dilshan bowled by Afridi. Sri Lanka lose 2nd wicket. Sri Lanka 88-2.

* 9: 21 – Tragedy. :( Upul Tharanga caught by Afridi off Hafeez. Sri Lanka 76-1

*9:15AM EST  Terroristan under pressure now. Sri Lanka 68-0 from 13 Overs.

* 9.12AM EST – Sri Lanka  64-0. At last, we’re seeing some action from the Sri Lankan batsmen! :) Run rate now 5.33. Sri Lanka needs 214 runs from 38 overs to win.

* 8:48AM EST – Sri Lanka batting now. 28-0 at the end of 7 overs.

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* 7.41 EST (6:11PM IST) – Abdul Razzak is Out on final ball. Pakistan Terroristan ends at a respectable 277-7. Run rate 5.54

* 7:34AM EST – Shahid Alfridi Out for 16. Caught by Dilshan off Matthews’ bowling. Pak 267-6.  Still 1.1 Overs to go.

* 7:15AM EST – :)   Gone Baby Gone. Umar Akmal Gone. Caught by Dilshan off Muralidharan’s bowling. Pak 238-5

* 7:05AM EST – With 7 overs left, it looks like Pakistan will end up with a big score of 275-300.  Not a good omen for Sri Lanka.

* 6:54AM EST – Scalped! Rangana Hera scalps Younus Khan! Good Innings by Younus – 72 runs. Pak 213-4

* 6:22AM EST – 170-3 at the end of 34th over. Run Rate 5.0. Younus Khan and Misbah ul-Haq keep the runs coming at a steady rate. :(

* 5.47AM EST – What do Pakistani men look for in a Wife? Someone who can make Good Biryani (according to the TV ads). Ha ha ha!

BTW, is it Lamb Biryani or Chicken Biryani? ;)

* 5:33AM EST  Hooray! Kamran Akmal stumped for 39. Went for a big hit and missed. Rangana Herath gets first wicket. Pak 105-3.

* 5:12AM EST – Should they lose another couple of wickets,  Pakis will be sweating. They’re already batting and running cautiously after Hafeez’ exit. Go, Sri Lanka. Go.

* 5:02 AM EST – Yipee. 2nd Wicket Down. Mohammad Hafeez Run out. Hopeless mix-up. Pak 76-2

* 5:02 Spinner Muttiah Muralidharan is brought in.

* Sri Lanka, We need another wicket. Now!

4:46AM EST – Another boundary.  Sri Lanka needs to bowl more tightly and rearrange fielders. Too many gaps in field. 65-1 at end of 10th over.

4:43 AM EST – Pak hammering Sri Lanka. 59-1 at the end of 9th over. Run rate – 6:56

4:37AM EST – Pak 47-1 at end of 8th over. Good start.

4:32 AM EST – Hafeez strikes again with Boundary.

4:31 AM EST – Superb Six by Mohamed Hafeez

4:25 AM EST (2:55PM IST)  – Yahoooooo!
Thisara Perera Strikes. Ahmed Shezad out caught by Kumar Sangakkara off Perera’s fine delivery.
Pakistan Terroristan 28-1

* 4:24AM EST – Pakis off to a brisk start. 28-0 at the end of 5th over.

* God, these Pak chutias too have a matrimony site! Just watched one of their stupid ads. What a surprise! Do Pakis marry? We’d always thought the Pakis just coupled together like dogs in heat. ;)

* 4:08 AM EST – Second Boundary by Shehzad. Pakistan 28-1

* 4:03 AM EST – First boundary of match by Pak striker Ahmed Shehzad

* 4:00 AM EST (2:30PM IST) Pakistan have won the Toss and elected to bat

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Clash of Titans – Sri Lanka vs Terroristan

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Feb 252011
 
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Sri Lanka plays Pakistan aka Terroristan at the R.Premadasa Stadium in Colombo on Saturday.

For our U.S. readers, the match starts at 4AM EST.

This will be the 10th match in the ICC 2011 World Cup.

So far, Sri Lanka and Terroristan have crossed paths six times in previous World Cup matches and each time Sri Lanka has come a cropper.

Inshallah, Sri Lanka, the glorious nation that crushed the LTTE terrorists, will inflict a severe punishment on Terroristan on the cricket field tomorrow and erase the depressing humiliations of yesteryears. Continue reading »

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Patel Idiot in Deep Shit; Indicted in Kidnapping Plot

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Feb 252011
 
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Man, these Patels do land into all sorts of trouble in the U.S.

Hiring illegal immigrants, cheating on wages, the list of their venal sins goes on and on ad nauseum ad infinitum.

Now, a Patel from Southampton. PA is in deep shit with the law over even more serious charges – allegedly trying to arrange a Kidnapping.

The U.S. District Court in Newark (NJ) has recently indicted 40-year-old Jayen I Patel aka Jay Patel on charges of attempting to arrange the kidnapping of a woman and her minor child. Continue reading »

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Tragedy! Right Wing Nut Sarah Palin Visiting India; Sharing Stage with Manmohan Singh

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Feb 232011
 
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Among the many right-wing Republican whackos in the U.S., former Alaska Governor and John McCain’s VP running mate Sarah Palin is the dumbest, sickest and weirdest nut-case.

Her ignorance is appalling, her pronouncements on most subjects disgusting and her attitude toward President Obama sickening.

For all SI readers in India, Sarah Palin is a schmuck who doesn’t know diddly about anything except hogging the limelight through bizarre comments on guns, abortion, President Obama, the Democratic Party et al. Each time this woman opens her mouth, she spews forth drivel.

Like any sensible person, we usually ignore this Palin dummkopf.

But now comes the terrible news that Sarah Palin is visiting India and, for all we know, could well be sharing the stage with our Prime Minister Manmohan ‘spineless’ Singh at one of those pricey gabfests in New Delhi.

At an event being organized by news magazine India Today, Sarah Palin is listed as a keynote speaker who will address participants on “My Vision of America” on March 19, 2011.

Manmohan Singh is delivering the inaugural keynote at the same event.

Vision of America
We haven’t stopped laughing.

Asking Sarah Palin to speak on America is like asking Laloo Prasad Yadav to expound on the entente cordiale or  the MAD doctrine. ;)

Presumably, Sarah Palin will be paid handsomely to educate Indians on her ‘vision’ of America.

U.S. media reports suggest she usually asks $100,000 for a speech plus airfare, hotel and other expenses.

No wonder the India Today folks have kept the registration fees for their 2011 Conclave at a mind boggling Rs 65,000-Rs 85,000 per person.

But how such a dodo as Sarah Palin should be invited to an event where she’ll rub shoulders with the creme de la creme of India is a mystery unfathomable to sane minds like yours truly.

By the way, if any of you brave souls is interested in hurling rotten tomatoes or rotten eggs at Sarah Palin, the schmuck is scheduled to speak from 8PM-9:30PM on March 19 at the Taj Palace hotel in New Delhi during the India Today Conclave event.

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Quote of the Day – Blaise Pascal

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Feb 232011
 
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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
- French mathematician and philosopher Blaise Pascal quoted by the character Brother Luc in the French movie Of Gods and Men.
Source: New Yorker, February 28, 2011 p.81

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