Poonam Pandey Scores Maiden Century

Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
I’ve been down to the Indian players dressing room.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do there?
I yelled Howzat, show me your World Cup winning  bats.

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you then do?
I said, OMG why are your bats long and hard.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did the players say?
They said, To strike boundaries & Sixes off the Balls.

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you then do?
I asked the players, where are your Balls
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did the players say?
They said, oh, look right behind our long & hard bats.

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you then do?
I lifted their winning bats to look for the winning balls.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you find?
I found many winning balls but no Sreesanth Balls. 🙁

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did the players demand?
They said, we wanna play on your pitch, Bare all, Bare all.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you then do
I showed ’em my wide birthday suit.

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do after baring all?
I screamed Doosra, Chakka and jumped on all their winning bats.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do with their bats?
I went sliding up & down the long & hard bats 100 times.

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what was it like scoring a maiden century?
Oooh Yuvi, Aaah Sachin, Waah Dhoni, I had a jolly good sweating time.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do to all their bats?
I turned all long & hard bats into small and soft bats.
Poonam Pandey. Retired Hurt After Scoring Maiden Century 😉

6 Responses to "Poonam Pandey Scores Maiden Century"

  1. rakeshbaba   April 4, 2011 at 2:07 am

    off topic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OQdXeOXALM&sns=fb
    vikram’s new movie trailer

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Just watched it.

    Not impressed.

    Very affected mannerisms of John Kennedy Vinod Raj aka Vikram. He ought to take some acting lessons from kids like Nina Kervel-Bey (Blame it on Fidel) or Will Smith’s son Jaden (The Pursuit of Happyness, Karate Kid).

    Must be one of the crappiest trailers we’ve watched in a long, long time!

    Well, since it’s crappy Tamils will flock to it. 🙁

    They should rename the movie as La*ada Thirumagan. Would be more apposite.

  2. What_if   April 4, 2011 at 4:50 am

    MS Dhoni has been a Lucky Captain for India and brought home all Trophies under his captaincy. Now, Poonam has to clarify… if he has a mole on his bat! 🙂

    It has been reported that Poonam had also opened a page for her fans on Facebook to cheer the men in blue. But much to everyone’s surprise she has disappeared since Saturday and has even switched off her cell phone.

    Looks like Poonam is still at the crease and batting strong… (not yet retired hurt.. 🙂 ) how is it possible to attend mobile calls while at the pitch ?

    People! Please wait for the innings to be over 🙂

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: But much to everyone’s surprise she has disappeared since Saturday and has even switched off her cell phone

    Bet no one has looked for her in the men’s dressing room at Wankhede (btw, Wankhede is not pronounced wown-k**dy) stadium. 😉

  3. logu   April 4, 2011 at 6:58 am

    Did you check out chutiya Dickfridi slamming indian media and players. I was apprenhensive the day when the Bastard acted in a gracious manner in accepting defeat and praising Indian players. Now he goes back to his shitland and out of extreme jealousy he runs his mouth slamming indians. The SOB was hopeful of getting a chance to play in IPL, as it doesnt seem to happen the bastard comes out with this barb. do anybody in the world prefer to be friends with pukistanis?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Thank you.

    Quote of the Day – A Loser

  4. logu   April 4, 2011 at 9:15 am

    hahaha l*vada thirumagan.

    The trailer doesnt impress a bit.

    People will go gaga over over this trailer and overhype these kind of movies only to suffer yet another unendurable trash like kandhsami

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    There’s an unholy nexus in India between the film industry and sections of the film media to hype all garbage coming out of Kollywood and Bollywood.

  5. Naveen   April 4, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    Instead of Vikram can we stick to Poonam Pandey please? “Stick”? 😉 he he he

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Pussy cat retired hurt. 😉

    • Naveen   April 4, 2011 at 2:52 pm

      ah.. mera number kab aayega! This chick has corrupted the mind of innocent Indians. Poonam Pandey fantasies are probably running amok among Indian men from 15 to 85

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Smart woman!

      The publicity she’s, ahem, milked from the Indian public is impressive.

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