Ugliest, Horriblest Pizza on Earth – Sam’s Club Pizza

We dare you schmucks to find a pizza worse than the Sam’s Club Veggie Pizza slice. Hellishly, devilish bad. Hard crust, little cheese, horrible quality cheese, not even lukewarm, lousy service (Dover, DE) and chewy edges all come together to end in the grand finale of Disgusting Taste in the mouth. Bottom line, Sam’s Club […]

Guinness Extra Stout Review – Enjoy this Fine Beer

We love it. 😛 We love this almost black-colored Irish beer (our bottle was actually brewed in Canada). If there is any other beer as dark as Guinness Extra Stout* we’ve yet to encounter it. For over 15 years, we’ve been drinking Guinness on and off and relished it every single time. Lovely, distinctive, refined […]

iPad 2 Top Dog in Consumer Reports Tablet Ratings

As if the Apple iPad 2 needed its seal of approval. Apple iPad 2, the darling of digital media consumers, has won over the researchers at Consumer Reports. Consumer Reports, an organization that has built up an enviable reputation for unbiased testing of a variety of consumer products, examined several tablets from Motorola, Samsung, Dell, […]

Seen the YouTube Video with 300 MILLION Views?

Surely all ye wastrels must have seen countless YouTube videos while pretending to work at your cubicles. But can any of you point to an amateur video that has garnered over 300 million views, yes schmucks that’s 300 million plus views. No idea? Folks, the video is Charlie Bit Me. And it’s among the Top […]