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No, we don’t have any objections to seeing Hindu Goddesses on a bikini or even in a bikini.

But the thought of those Aussie racists, who just a few years back went about mugging and killing Indians, putting Hindu Goddess Lakshmi on a bikini doesn’t sit well with us.

No, it doesn’t.

It’s true that Hindu Gods and Goddesses take different and often strange forms – wind, sky, sun, snake, cow and every other weird shit you can think off.

But the Lakshmi bikini looks like a cheap publiShitty stunt from Australian swimsuit vendor Lisa Blue.

Just wondering if the Australian company would have the cojones to put ‘Virgin’ Mary and her ‘Virgin’ son Jesus Christ, the ex-Nazi Pope Benedict or, God forbid, an Islamic figure on a swimsuit or thong. All hell would break loose if they were to do that.

Hindus are seen by foreigners as wimps to be kicked around.

Hindu Goddess Lakshmi in Lisa Blue BikiniImage courtesy: HuffPost

Hindu Goddess of Wealth Lakshmi in Lisa Blue BikiniImage courtesy: HuffPost

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True, a lot of reviews for Lovely Bones were critical and the movie didn’t set the box office on fire.

But we were impressed enough by the Irish lass Saoirse Ronan’s performance in Hanna to take a look at some of her older films.

For some reason that we just can’t recollect now, we picked The Lovely Bones, a 2007 film directed by Peter Jackson (of Lord of the Rings fame), first.

Besides Saoirse, the movie also features a decent cast in Stanley Tucci, Mark Wahlberg and Rachel Weisz (Best Supporting Actress Oscar for the lovely film Constant Gardener). Continue reading »

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To the long list of crimes the British are guilty of against Indians, let’s add one more – Virginity tests on dozens of Indian girls.

According to an AP story, the British High Commission conducted tests on 73 women in New Delhi and nine in Bombay between 1976 and 1979.

The reason offered for conducting the virginity tests on sati Savitris was to weed out bogus immigration claims.

Although the news that the British conducted virginity tests on Indian girls is not new, the scale of their testing is higher than previously disclosed.

Here’s an excerpt from the AP story:

Newly discovered documents indicate that the British government concealed how often it administered so-called “virginity tests” to female immigrants hoping to enter the country in the 1970s on marriage visas.

The documents, unearthed by legal researchers Marinella Marmo and Evan Smith from Australia’s Flinders University, showed that the tests — meant to prove that women coming into Britain to marry were virgins — had been administered more than 80 times.

Although the tests first drew condemnation in the late 1970s, the extent to which the practice had taken place was not clear until now. The British government had previously acknowledged only two cases, both done at Heathrow Airport.

Recent Developments
Wonder how many of the Indian girls the British tested were virgins?

Since it was the 70s and pre-marital sex was mostly taboo, we’d bet at least 90% of the Indian girls tested were virgins.

Today, of course, the ratio of Indian boys and girls who have left any of their orifices unexplored pre-marriage would trend far lower. Isn’t that what they call development? ;)

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Our first introduction to the Hammer and the superhero who wields the powerful weapon was not a bad deal.

We watched Thor a short while ago and while we certainly didn’t leave the theater in a giddy euphoria, we didn’t feel shortchanged either.

Superhero movies often come with an extra dimension, the extraterrestrial dimension, and Thor doesn’t stray from the formula.

Our eponymous 12-pack blonde hero (Chris Hemsworth) hailing from the distant realm Asgard is banished to Earth and stripped of his Hammer-lifting and Hammer-hurling powers by his father, the King Odin (Anthony Hopkins), as punishment for his reckless attack on the Frost Giants, those ice-covered monsters.

Never mind that the seeds of a conspiracy are being hatched at the same time by Thor’s jealous younger brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston).

Asgard Meets Earth
The presumptive heir’s landing path on Earth is on the same course as a van bearing young astrophysicist researcher Jane (Natalie Portman) in New Mexico.

Before long our 12-pack Asgard immigrant is developing a fondness for coffee and other Earthly delights including Black Swan oops Jane. Continue reading »

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To describe the new Telugu movie 100% Love (Naga Chaitanya, Tamannaah Bhatia) as a hopelessly silly piece of trash would be to bestow an extravagant compliment on the clumsy grotesquerie.

That in this day and age, 100 plus years into the motion picture business, some Telugu people put out such rank amateur stuff and then dare call such juvenilia a movie is the acme of temerity.

Stupid, Silly, Worthless
We cringed in shame, in disgust at the nonsense transpiring on the screen.

How people can entrust this rank incompetent fella Sukumar with the story and direction of a movie, an onerous responsibility even for talented souls, is an unfathomable mystery to us.

Given the asinine title, aimed doubtless at the 13-22 age group, the movie is not surprisingly a romance.

If you want more, it’s a love story between teenagers Balu Mahindra (Naga Chaitanya) and Mahalakshmi (Tamannaah), who are also cousins. Continue reading »

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For sorrow there is no remedy provided by nature; it is often occasioned by accidents irreparable, and dwells upon objects that have lost or changed their existence; it requires what it cannot hope, that the laws of the universe should be repealed; that the dead should return, or the past should be recalled….Sorrow is properly that state of the mind in which our desires are fixed upon the past, without looking forward to the future, an incessant wish that something were otherwise than it has been, a tormenting and harassing want of some enjoyment or possession which we have lost and which no endeavours can possibly regain.
- Samuel Johnson in The Rambler, No-47 August 28, 1750

Samuel Johnson was an extraordinary literary personality of the 18th century, one of the first confirmed celebrity eccentrics.

Those who have read Macaulay’s essay on Johnson or better still perused what is considered the greatest biography of all time, James Boswell’s splendid work on his friend Johnson cannot fail to be impressed by the man.

For Johnson, despite all his warts of which there were many, was a towering figure in the world of letters.

Johnson’s Lives of the Poets and the many essays in the Rambler still have the power to delight and by the way he’s also credited with compiling the first authoritative dictionary in modern times.

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