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Going by the quality of comments posted lately on the fine SI blog, we’re greatly concerned over what seems to be the diminishing intellect and general knowledge of our readers.

Now, that has left us inconsolably depressed because the quality of comments is in a way a reflection on the blog, at least to outsiders.

So, in an effort to boost the collective IQ and general knowledge of our commenters we shall be providing on a frequent basis various useful information to y’all concerning Mera Bharat Mahaan.

Here’s one such valuable tidbit that you’re sure to find greatly useful as you navigate the turbulence that’s the hallmark of of life in India. By the way, that’s tidbit not titbit. Comprende?

Snakes & Wild Beasts

In 1906, a total of 24,034 persons were killed by snake bites or wild beasts in India.

Here are the precious details:

* 21,880 persons were killed by snake bites

* 796 were mauled to death or eaten by tigers Continue reading »

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By Naveen

If any of you biped smart-asses out there think only Bollywood clowns and Kollywood swines are capable of unleashing mind-numbing trash on unsuspecting moviegoers then you’d better think again.

Jon Favreau (Director) has proved to y’all simpletons that Hollywood is second to none when it comes to putting forth sophomoric drivel.

Synopsis

Jake (Daniel Craig) wakes up with a bloody injury but no memory in the middle of a desert in the Wild West of the 1800s. He has a mysterious futuristic bracelet on his arm that does not come off.

His quest to find out more about himself takes him to a small town run by Colonel Dolarhyde (Harrison Ford) where he comes to know that there is a price on his head. He also meets an enigmatic Ella (Olivia Wilde) who keeps following him.

Mysterious alien attacks happen in the small town.

Random people, including Dolarhyde’s son, are captured by the Aliens. Jake’s sudden memory flashbacks tell him that his girl friend was also a victim of the aliens.

So, Jake and Dolarhyde unite to fight the aliens, release the captured people and save the world.

How they do it forms the rest of the story.

Story, Screenplay and the Cast

Mark Fergus and Hawk Ostby have written the story along with Steve Oedekerk. They are also responsible for the shoddy screenplay along with Damon Lindelof, Alex Kurtzman, and Roberto Orci.

With so many people doing the story and screenplay it is hardly any surprise that the end result was as messy as mucus.

The movie began well but as the “plot” unfolds I got a distinct impression that the director had no idea what to do next. The entire movie seemed like an experiment in extempore film-making.

It seems like the 5-6 names mentioned above pooled in crazy ideas from other Hollywood blockbusters such as “Aliens”, “Independence Day”, Western classics, War of the Worlds, Bourne etc. and hit upon the unique idea of pitting Cowboys against Aliens (well, what else could they do? Predators had already fought aliens and The Terminator is busy avoiding Alimony). Throw in the retired Indiana Jones and out of work James Bond and hopefully you’ll have a nice little golden egg in the form of a summer blockbuster.

Who gives a rat’s ass  about quality and logic?

It is unfathomable as to why prestigious A list stars like Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig would get involved in this kind of a thing.

Oh well, there’s the lucre, of course. Continue reading »

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The yawning gap between market leader Apple and the rest of the Tablet vendors (Motorola, Samsung, Acer, Asus, HP and the like) is growing wider.

A couple of days back during a visit to Staples, we found the U.S. office supplies store offering $100 instant rebate on all tablets except the Apple iPad and HP’s TouchPad.

Staples does not sell the iPad but offers a whole bunch of others including TouchPad, Motorola Xoom, Samsung Galaxy, Dell Streak, Acer Iconia, Asus Eee Pad Transformer and Blackberry PlayBook.

Despite the $100 discount, Staples’ tablet section wore a deserted look during our visit.

By the way, Staples’ $100-off deal is valid until tomorrow.

It seemed to us that even with lower prices the Apple rivals are finding it hard to compete with the iPad 2.

Currently, non-Apple tablets are priced around the same level as the iPad 2 but trending down. For a WiFi only model, iPad 2 tablet pricing ranges from $499 for a 16GB model to $699 for a 64GB version.

Motorola Xoom Tablets – Pitiful

In more distressing news, Motorola Mobility CEO Sanjay Jha disclosed today that the company shipped (not the same as sold) 440,000 Xoom Android tablets in its fiscal second quarter ended July 2, 2011.

Besides the U.S., Motorola offers the Xoom in Latin America, Europe, China, Korea and Japan.

During almost the same period (the three months ended June 25), Apple sold 9.2 million iPad 2 tablets.

Motorola’s move to cut pricing of its 32GB Xoom from $599 to $499 is unlike to help either. Apple owns the market.

All the tablet vendors riding the Android train will have little but huge losses to show in the coming quarters.

For the full-year, Motorola expect tablet shipments will range from 1.3 million to 1.5 million.

How long before most of the non-iPad tablet vendors kiss the dust?

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Even after today’s announcement about a streaming deal with Universal Pictures, Amazon’s instant movie collection is still an anemic 2,100.

Including TV shows, Amazon has some 9,000 titles in its Instant Video collection.

That’s nothing compared to the tens of thousands of titles Instant Video leader Netflix has amassed.

For the benefit of the schmucks, Instant Video in the U.S. lets users stream movies to a PC or TV (through a compatible box like Roku) for a fee.

Bottom line, movie buffs are better off with Netflix.

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(Recommended by SI Blog reader VJ Cool & Ganesh)

Indian thieving swines can’t make movies.

Now, repeat that after us a million times.

We just finished watching the 1997 Italian film La vita è bella (Life is Beautiful).

Completely swept away.

That’s what we were by the sheer beauty of the film.

Directed by Roberto Benigni (who also plays the lead character Guido), Life is Beautiful is a brilliant tragicomedy, the likes of which come along once in two decades at best.

And the kind of classy movie, our Indian schmucks can’t imagine putting out in a million years.

Set in Italy of 1939, Life is Beautiful starts off as just another funny foreign movie but midway veers off in a different direction and ends as one of the great tragicomedies in motion picture history.

It’s after Guido, his young son, wife and uncle are carted off to a Nazi Concentration Camp (because they’re Jews) that the movie comes into its own.

We won’t tell you the details lest we spoil your joy but Guido launches one of the first amusing and tragic games farces in the concentration camp.

Pitted as Guido and his camp-mates are against a brutal, murderous regime you know it’s ultimately not going to end well but yet can’t help getting up caught up in the game.

Roberto Benigni, who plays first a waiter, then a bookshop owner and finally a Nazi concentration camp inmate is an extraordinary actor who animates the screen with his presence.

Fittingly, he’s often described as Italy’s ‘National Treasure.’

Roberto Benigni’s real-life wife Nicoletta Braschi, who plays his beloved ‘Princessa’ and wife Dora, is most certainly not a bad actress herself but no match for Roberto in the acting department. Continue reading »

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Just as we were at a loss for a good Indian entertainer in these hot summer days, comes a new twist in the latest episode of the Great Samosa Battle of New Jersey.

Think of it as Season 2 of the Great Samosa Lawsuit.

On one side of the Samosa legal battle, you have a bunch of vegetarians.

And on the other side, stands Moghul Express restaurant on Oak Tree Road, Edison (NJ) that we once reviewed negatively for serving crappy Indian food.

Yes, both parties in the Great Samosa Lawsuit are of Indian origin. ;)

Samosa Lawsuit of New JerseyGeneric Picture of Samosas

In Season 1 of the Samosa case, the plaintiffs (i.e. the Indian vegetarians who filed the lawsuit) lost the battle to win damages from Moghul Express for serving them Meat Samosas instead of the Vegetable Samosas they had ordered.

Citing spiritual injuries over eating the meat samosas, the 16 Indian Hindu vegetarians had asked for compensation for emotional distress as well as to participate in a religious purification ceremony along the Ganga River in the Indian holy city of Haridwar in Uttaranchal state.

The Indian vegetarians’ argument essentially ran as follows:

Hindu vegetarians believe that if they eat meat, they become involved in the sinful cycle of inflicting pain, injury and death of God’s creatures, and that it affects the karma and dharma, or purity of the soul. Hindu scriptures teach that the souls of those who eat meat can never go to God after death, which is the ultimate goal for Hindus. The Hindu religion does not excuse accidental consumption of meat products. One who commits the religious violation of eating meat, knowingly or unknowingly, is required to participate in a religious ceremony at a site located along the Ganges River in Haridwar, Uttaranchal, India, to purify himself. The damages sought by plaintiffs included compensation for the emotional distress they suffered, as well as economic damages they would incur by virtue of having to participate in the required religious cleansing ceremony in India.

Although Moghul Express acknowledged serving meat samosas to the party ordering vegetarian samosas, it won the first round.

Thank God, the Samosa case did not end there.

What would all of us desis in the Northeast starved for entertainment do.

Not for us, the effete Singham or Deiva Thirumagal.

Hey, we want something meatier oops juicier.

Moghul Express Battles Samosa LawsuitMoghul Express – Feels the Heat
(File Photo)

Mercifully for all of us, the aggrieved Indian vegetarians appealed against the original court ruling.

And the Good Lord heard our prayers for entertainment.

Now the Appellate Division of the Superior Court of New Jersey has ruled on July 18, 2011 that the case can proceed on one of the grounds – Breach of Express Warranties.

With the case back in court, Season 2 of the Great Samosa Battle of New Jersey promises entertaining times ahead.

Moghul Express in Edison, New Jersey must certainly be feeling the heat.

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Moghul Express Review

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