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ZNMD 2nd Wknd BO – Better Than Singham 1st Wknd

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara Strikes Gold at U.S. BO

Now, will y’all please join us in wishing Karan Johar a blessed life in his new sex.

After watching the new Bollywood film Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara, we were so happy to learn that Karan Johar finally took the sex change plunge, followed up with a name-change and turned into lil’ Zoya Akhtar.

Tho thweet.

Only Indians, No Bharatvasis

Now, if you schmucks are scratching your Parachute-oiled bald pates wondering how on earth we landed this Karan-turns-into-Zoya scoop, didn’t we tell you at the outset that we watched Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara or, in DDLJ ishtyle shortened to ZNMD.

All those young and pretty Indian and foreign faces, rich NRIs talking of Ferraris, three-bedroom apartments in London, flying business-class, exotic beaches, a long Bachelor party before marriage, architects working on big hotel projects, 12,000-Euro ‘Bagwati’ bags, diamond rings, staying in fancy hotels, running with the bulls in San Fermin, sky-diving in blue skies, snorkeling in blue waters, a long road-trip in Spain with wild horses galloping alongside sometimes, voila all things beeeyootiful.

Thank God, none of those ugly messy Bharatvasis appear anywhere in the frame. No slums, No crowded Mumbai trains, None of that grime and dirt reminding us of Bharat anywhere!

Who but Karan Johar can fit ‘India’ so neatly into the frame while mercilessly excising ‘Bharat’ out of the nice, feel-good images of Shining India.

Thank You Karan oops Zoya.

Slick Road Trip

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Deiva Thirumagal – Disaster at Box Office

Deiva Thirumagal has the odious perversion of not merely being stolen (from the 2001 Hollywood film I Am Sam) but also the dubious distinction of being a downright trashy movie.

Too Hard for Vikram

Folks, one of the biggest disappointments of Deiva Thirumagal is Vikram’s mediocre acting.

Truth be said, Vikram is not even a millionth as effective as Sean Penn was in the Hollywood original.

For his jaw-dropping performance in I Am Sam, Sean Penn won an Oscar nomination. The man is a delight to watch for pulling off a remarkable performance in a difficult role, a feat that surely is still spoken of in hushed tones.

The best that can be said of Vikram’s performance in Deiva Thirumagal is that he pees all over himself.

Vikram just does not have the acting chops to pull off the role of a mentally handicapped father, one with the mental age of a six-year-old.

In scene after scene, Vikram’s mannerisms appear grossly affected and not one-bit convincing.

And that is a mighty shame!

Same Story

* In both movies, the principal protagonist is a mentally handicapped man raising his normal young daughter alone, then having the daughter forcibly taken away from him and how his feisty lawyer helps to restore the girl to him through a tough court battle. In Deiva Thirumagal, the mentally handicapped person is Krishna (Vikram) and in the Hollywood original I Am Sam it’s Sam (Sean Penn).

Besides the above overarching common story-line, there are several other similarities for Deiva Thirumagan to be anything but a shamelessly stolen copy of I Am Sam.

* In both movies, the handicapped man works in the food business (coffee shop in I Am Sam and chocolate factory in Deiva Thirumagal).

* In both movies, the handicapped man is reminded to go to hospital to meet his wife who’s in labor.

* In both movies, the handicapped man’s wife disappears from the scene soon after the little girl is born.

* In both movies, the handicapped man plays bedtime games with his daughter.

* In both movies, the little girl asks simple questions for which the mentally handicapped father has no answers.

* In both movies, our handicapped hero has four mentally handicapped friends.

* In both movies, there’s a helpful neighbor woman who gives tips to the handicapped man in raising the kid.

* In both movies, the four handicapped friends pitch in money at the shoe store when the handicapped hero falls short of money to buy school shoes for his daughter.

* In both movies, the lawyer for the handicapped man is initially reluctant to take up the case but subsequently relents.

* In both movies, the four handicapped friends come to court to testify in the custody dispute.

* In both movies, the handicapped man is forced to take the stand in the court battle and gets badgered by the opposition attorney during cross examination.

* In both movies, the opposition attorney raises the question how an adult man with the mental age of six can take care of his five year old daughter and how he will supervise the growth of his kid daughter into an adult woman.

* In both movies, the handicapped man gives up the custody of the child in the interests of her need for a motherly figure and better education.

* In both movies, the handicapped man gives a list of daily schedule of his daughter to the foster mother – 7:00 a.m big glass of milk; 7:30 a.m – breakfast, 8:00 a.m. shower, 8:30 a.m. school….

* In both movies, the school kids make fun of the young girl’s father. Continue reading »

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