After enduring the earthquake and Irene, yours ‘battered’ truly really needed a good laugh.
Thank God for those bozos at market researcher Forrester.
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
ROFL
Listen, guys, Forrester is predicting that it sees Amazon ‘easily selling 3 million to 5 million units in Q4 alone.’
Sure, Forrester adds the caveat of right price and enough supply:
If it’s launched at the right price with enough supply, we see Amazon’s tablet easily selling 3 million to 5 million units in Q4 alone, disrupting not only Apple’s product strategy but other tablet manufacturers’ as well. Apple will maintain a strong lead in market share, but Amazon will gain ground quickly and give product strategists from media, software, retail, banking, and other firms a reason to kick app development for Android tablets into high gear.
And pray, what’s the right price?
Apparently, the price Forrester is looking at for the Amazon tablet is below $300.
God, whatever the folks at Forrester smoke we’d like some of it as well. Please! We’re tiring of our daily staples, Guinness Extra Stout beer and Gilbey’s Gin.
Forget all this 3 million or 5 million tablet sales pipe-dreams in the fourth quarter.
Here’s what we think Amazon ought to do instead of focusing on price and supply chain alone. Continue reading »
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