Rajinikanth – Nothing He Can’t

(Courtesy: Sonny Chatrath)

If you still haven’t heard of the phenomenon that’s Rajinikanth, you’re likely an alien or a retard.

Here are a few pointers to Rajinikanth’s fame:

1. If Rajinikanth were to be shot today, tomorrow would be the bullet’s funeral

2. Rajinikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan via Bluetooth.

3. When Rajinikanth was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.

4. Rajinikanth knows who let the dogs out.

5. Rajinikanth’s pulse is measured in Richter Scale.

6. The new rupee symbol is actually Rajinikanth’s signatures.

7. When God watched the movie Endhiran/Robot, he said, Oh my Rajinikanth!

8. Rajinikanth participated in a 100 meter dash, and Einstein died watching that ’cause light came in second.

9. Intel’s new commercial, Rajinikanth Inside.

10. Rajinikanth eats noodles with Lord Shiva’s Trishul.

11. Rajinikanth can make his wife admit her mistakes.
12. Rajinikanth can make even a sick-looking son-in-law appear on YouTube 30 million times.

13. God is in charge of Heaven only when Rajinikanth goes into hibernation.

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2 Responses to "Rajinikanth – Nothing He Can’t"

  1. munish   January 1, 2012 at 11:56 pm

    4th & 10th are killer!!

  2. Hari Jr   January 6, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Once Rajnikanth’s daughter [Deleted]….Rajnikanth [Deleted] 😉

    How’s this one?? 😛

    SearchIndia.com Responds:


    That’s why we deleted parts of the comment. 🙁

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