If You Can’t Afford an iPhone iPhone, You Can Always Get an iPhone Gas Stove

What do you do when you can’t afford an iPhone?

Not iPorn, silly. ๐Ÿ˜‰

We meant iPhone.

Yes, that thing that lets you swipe your fingers and make the screen go this side and thatย or do that pinchy-squeezy thing to make Kate Upton’s tatas grow bigger right before your ogling eyes.

Oh yes, the iPhone also lets you make calls as in Hello Slut, You Wearing Anything Down There?

But what if you’re one of those beggars?

Like these two NYC teenagers, you can snatch an iPhone from a 81-year-old man, push him on the subway tracks and screw up your life forever.

Or you can do what the Chinese do.

Well, so what do the Chinese do with their iPhones?

They cook Chowmein, Chop-Suey and Gen Tsao’s Chicken on their green iPhones.

Not those drab Black or White iPhones for the Chinese, they need a green one to make their neighbors go green with envy.

Think we’re kidding?

Here see these iPhone gas stove pictures from China:

iphone gas stove

iphone gas stove

iphone gas stove(Images courtesy: NetEase via micgadget)

Now if only Steve Jobs were alive he’d have had an apoplectic fit to see his beloved gadget being used to cook Chowmein and Pork Fried Rice!

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2 Responses to "If You Can’t Afford an iPhone iPhone, You Can Always Get an iPhone Gas Stove"

  1. Naveen   February 24, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    When China is busy doing this, look at what is happening in India.


    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Only in Mera Bharat Mahaan! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    That said, those of us who have moved out of Incredible India perhaps don’t realize how difficult it is to get a Good Night’s sleep there.

    Between the Mosquitoes, Gorkha’s whistles, sound of vehicles, yells of drunks, stray-dogs barking, Festival orchestras, early morning Namaaz from Mosque, Suprabatham from temple etc, Indians may have a point when they complain that even Sound Sleep is denied to them!

    India is a difficult country to survive sleep in.

  2. guruji   February 25, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    I wonder if the Chinese actually know that Apple exploits their fellow countrymen, for the manufacture of their favorite “i”Devices.

    Or is the Chinese government controlling the media feed, not letting this get to the country’s residents?

    May be if they knew what was going on, this won’t occur!


    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: I wonder if the Chinese actually know that Apple exploits their fellow countrymen, for the manufacture of their favorite “i”Devices…..May be if they knew what was going on, this won’t occur!

    Despite the hard conditions and some well-reported suicides at iPhone/iPad manufacturer Foxconn, most Chinese workers don’t consider Foxconn/Apple’s exploitative behavior as exploitation because the alternative in the countryside is worse – starvation.

    As the savants at SI wrote some two years back after watching the Chinese documentary The Last Train Home:

    The documentary highlights the migration of millions and millions of Chinese people from the rural hinterlands to Guangzhou and other cities where they labor in factories that make a variety of goods, largely for export to the West. As the movie notes, in many villages only the elders are left as all the youngsters have left for the cities…..The virtue of Last Train Home is to showcase the high price paid by tens of millions of poor Chinese workers and their children โ€“ Long years of separation from the children, living in hovels in distant cities, working long hours in hard conditions, absence of affordable medical facilities, lack of unemployment insurance when business slows down following the 2008 economic crisis in the West and the immense tension between parents and children wrought by years of separation.

    Capitalism is built on bamboozling your fellow humans so that you can holiday in Hawaii and the Riviera, feast on caviar, get weekly injections of Botox and obtain a buxom trophy wife while your employee dies an early death toiling for you on less than sustenance wages.

    In previous centuries we called such abhorrent practices slavery, now we use the euphemism Capitalism!

    Boy, are we glad Satan called Steve Jobs home early!

    N.B.: Just in case you are unaware, Foxconn raised the wages of their employees after the NYT report came out. Read it on the Zite App on our Made-in-China iPad last week. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    But considering what the Chinese bastards are doing to Mera Bharat Mahaan, don’t blame us for not shedding too many tears over their workers’ plight.

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