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Unless you’re living under a rock or been completely distracted by Raghunandan Yandamuri’s preliminary hearing, y’all know that today is the Big Day.
Big Powerball Jackpot
Yes, tonight is the Powerball draw for the $550-million jackpot.
Just in case you schmucks can’t do the math, $550 million is in excess of half-billion dollars!
If you win the Powerball jackpot and ask for the winnings to be paid out in a lump sum, your take after taxes would be $360.2 million.
I suppose most Indians can manage with $360.2 million, whaddaya say?
Don’t tell anyone but SI has purchased two tickets, both with Power Play!
Of course, it’s all for charity. Like, you know to make the world a better place.
But didn’t a wise man once say that charity always begins at home. 😉
By the way, before you schmucks get your hopes up and quit your day jobs, keep in mind that the odds of winning the jackpot $550 million prize is 1 in 175 Million!
You’ll have a better chance of marrying my favorite Hollywood hottie Jennifer Lawrence! 😉
Good Luck, fellas!
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Yes. Went in with a pool at work! Good luck to all of us! Yeah right!
SearchIndia.com Responds:
I always buy the Power Play.
Even if you win a smaller amount, it multiplies.
That’s what they call Desi Greed! 😉
Good Luck, Sweetie!
Maybe, I’ll buy two more!
Didn’t Michael Douglas say, Greed is Good and get the Oscar for that – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Gekko
You want me to Gamble now :)… just kidding … LOL
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Some 312 million people in America are building castles in the air today and planning to quit their jobs tomorrow! 😉
One of those who bought 3 tickets has his dream come crashing 🙁
SearchIndia.com Responds:
I haven’t checked yet.
So hope still burns bright. 😉