Winner! Telugu Bidda Lakshminivasa Rao Nerusu Wins Death Penalty Lottery in U.S.

************************** Latest Update: Lakshminivasa Rao Nerusu Sentenced to Life in Prison ************************** If Telugu bidda Lakshminivasa Rao Nerusu is indeed the killer of his wife and young children, then he certainly chose the right American state (Michigan) to commit the three heinous murders. Even if Lakshminivasa Rao Nerusu is extradited from the great Indian state […]

Snitch Review – Nice Dope, Bro

America must be the dumbest mothafucking country this side of the Atlantic and, surely, that side of the Pacific. You disagree with me, punk? OK, dickhead explain to me why, after spending over 1,000 million dollars, imprisoning a gazillion people and losing hundreds of thousands of lives, we still ain’t no closer to winning this […]

No Dum Biryani for Telugu Bidda’s Birthday

Happy Birthday, Raghunandan Yandamuri! Notorious Telugu bidda Raghunandan Yandamuri’s 27th birthday passed off (hopefully) quietly today in a cell at the Montgomery County jail in Pennsylvania. Until today, every February 21 must surely have been a joyous occasion for the ambitious software programmer, who hails from the glorious state of Andhra Pradesh. A day of […]

Cantina Steak Burrito is Just So-So

While my first love will forever be curry, I do have the occasional adulterous fling with Mexican and Chinese cuisine When I heard Taco Bell’s Cantina Steak Burrito was now available “Nationwide,” my passion for the dear puta was reignited. On a cold, windy afternoon, I drove up to the nearest Taco Bell to fill […]

Who Needs PCs When We Can Have Tablets

If you’re planning on buying a PC or laptop in the U.S., may I suggest you hold off for a while. Given the slumping sales of desktop and notebook computers and growth in popularity of tablets and smartphones, there’s considerable pricing pressure on PCs. I expect that in the coming months there will be further […]