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In 2008, nearly 750,000 American teenagers became pregnant: Some 733,000 pregnancies were among teenagers (women aged 15–19), and 13,500 were among those aged 14 and younger.
It took them decades.
But American teenagers finally seem to have learned the knack of fucking without impregnating.
In other words, American teens have belatedly learned about birth control.
Teen pregnancy has fallen to its lowest level in our Amreeka in 40 years. Continue reading »
As a Pakistani i feel so happy haha, Indian who talk bad about Pakistan online get up early in the morning do their business in bushes/streets/roads/footpath/railways/fields than come home login and start talking about what a heaven india is and india is superpower bhal bhal…hahaha.
- Alamzabe, a Pakistani, commenting on a Times of India article relating to India’s Eternal Shame – Half of India still defecates in the open
Distressing as it is, we have to admit Alamzabe (poor grammar notwithstanding) is right.
Incredible Indians are good at only two things – Bullshitting and Public shitting.
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Oh boy, these cheapo desis in Amreeka never had it so good when it comes to streaming movies to their TVs, PCs, tablets and mobile phones.
For a reasonable monthly/annual fee, desis and other Americans now have a cornucopia of movies and TV channels/shows that they can stream with a flick of their remote.
For sure, much of the content is not new, and a lot of it very old, but the availability of tons of eclectic movies and TV shows overrides the freshness shortcoming.
Here’s a brief look at some of the legal streaming options available to Americans, including some targeted exclusively at desis:
* Just this morning Amazon announced a deal with Viacom for TV shows taking the total number of Prime Instant Videos service (both movies and TV shows) to 15,000. The Viacom deal lets Amazon Prime members ($79 a year) stream TV shows from MTV, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, TV Land, Spike, VH1, BET, CMT and Logo. Titles include kids’ favorites, stand-up comedy, and reality TV. Amazon intends to offer MTV shows including The Hills, Jersey Shore, The Hard Times of RJ Berger, several seasons of The Real World, and Comedy Central shows such as Chappelle’s Show and The Sarah Silverman Program. For kids, Amazon will bring Nickelodeon episodes of iCarly, Dora the Explorer, SpongeBob SquarePants, Yo Gabba Gabba, along with TV Land favorite, Hot in Cleveland.
* Three days back, DVD kiosk RedBox and ISP Verizon announced a joint venture that will let customers stream movies for a monthly subscription fee.
Details are sparse on the Redbox-Verizon streaming venture and whether the subscription will include DVDs from the kiosk remains to be seen.
Expect the RedBox-Verizon streaming service to launch in the second half of 2012. But we doubt the upcoming service can match Netflix in depth and breadth of content.
We’re not sure if Internet phone services provider Vonage’s latest initiative is a sign of desperation or a smart move.
This morning Vonage rolled out free international calling powered by its Vonage Mobile app.
Available for iPhone and Android devices, the free app lets users call others who have downloaded the app.
Vonage Mobile also allows users to send free texts to users of the app, worldwide.
The app works over Wi-Fi, 3G and 4G wireless data networks.
The wise ones ones at SI think the logic behind the new free international service is the reasonable expectation that not many users outside the U.S. have iPhone or Android phones.
Ergo, they’ll have to use a paid service like Vonage or Skype (offers both free and paid services).
Vonage Mobile users can call people who have not downloaded the app at per-minute rates that Vonage claims are 70% less than major mobile carriers and 30% less than Skype’s paid version.
If you have an iPhone, iPad or new iMac or Mac notebooks, you can use the device’s built-in Facetime app to make video calls to other iPhone or iPad users anywhere in the world via WiFi for free.
But Facetime won’t let you call those without an iPhone, Android phone or iMac or Mac notebooks.
Or you can use the free version of Skype app to call other Skype users.
Users can add calling credit directly from the app through iTunes or Android Market in increments of $4.99 and $9.99.
Vonage Mobile uses the phone’s existing mobile number and contact list, avoiding the need for unique user names and duplicate identities for contacts.
Calls to any phone in the U.S., Canada or Puerto Rico from anywhere in the world will be free for a limited time (up to 3,00 minutes a month).
Users do NOT need to be a Vonage customer to use the app. Calls to Vonage home or business lines are also free.
Besides the iPhone and Android phone, Vonage Mobile app works on iPod Touch, iPad and Android Tablets.
Convenience store and gas station chain Wawa is a big presence in PA, NJ, DE and MD.
During the course of our travels, we often used to stop at Starbucks to fill up on coffee and fill out of water. 
But these days a lot of Starbucks restrooms leave a lot to be desired.
Hence, we’re shifting our loyalties to Wawa’s Mocha with extra caffeine and its restrooms while traveling.
The other day while driving through NJ we stopped at Wawa’s Burlington (NJ) location during rush hour (around 6PM) to fill in and fill out.
Here’s the promise (please see below) we found in Wawa’s restroom:
We’re glad to tell you that Wawa kept its promise.
The restroom (see below) was 99% clean and unsmelly even during the busy rush hour period.
Time for another episode of Amazing America, the wonderful chronicle of events that happen only in our beloved Amreeka.
* Intern, My Pet Intern – For all ye schmucks who think that Jawaharlal Nehru was a priapic rogue who couldn’t keep his dick in his dhoti, here, read about our American netas:
Slowly, he unbuttoned the top of my shirtdress and touched my breasts.
Then he reached up between my legs and started to pull off my underwear.
I finished unbuttoning my shirtdress and let it fall off my shoulders.
The he in the above excerpt is our national icon, the American Camelot aka President John F.Kennedy. And the she is a 19-year-old virgin intern at the Kennedy White House.
Bet y’all didn’t know that Intern-screwing by our Presidents was in vogue long before Bill Clinton made it unfashionable.
A new biography of John F.Kennedy by, of course, an intern in the Kennedy White Whore House reveals that JFK not only took the 19-year-old’s virginity but also had her give a blow-job to his aide Dave Powers while he watched. If you think it’s gross for a President to behave that way, JFK also asked the intern Mimi to ‘take care’ of his younger brother Edward Kennedy. Bill Clinton was just an Intern-Fucking President but JFK was so much more. He was a serial fucker inside the White House besides being a voyeur and an asshole who popped dangerous sexually arousing drugs under the noses of the interns.
Source: Once Upon a Secret: My Affair with President John F. Kennedy and Its Aftermath by Mimi Alford, excerpted in New York Post, February 5, 2012
* Republican Killing Machine – Republican leaders are bastards and most Republican voters are blithering idiots.
Well, we all knew that, didn’t we?
But what we didn’t know until recently was that Republicans are no ordinary bastards but deadly bastards.
A new book by NYC psychiatrist James Gilligan based on extensive research has found that the combined homicide-suicide rates rise under Republican Presidents and fall when Democrats are Presidents. This is true for all but 14 years since 1900. Gilligan’s data also shows that states carried by Republicans tend to have higher homicides and suicides and more state-sanctioned executions as well. By the way, murder and manslaughter rates were higher under George W.Bush (Republican) than under President Obama (Democrat). Really!
Source: New York Review of Books, February 23, 2012, P.36
* Epidemic of Imprisonment – America today has the largest cage in the world. The number of people incarcerated has more than tripled from 1980 to 2010. From 220 per 100,000 in 1980 to 731 per 100,000 in 2010. In an excellent article in the New Yorker writer Adam Gopnik cites experts who blame the high incarceration on America’s process-driven judicial system. Gopnik calls for chipping away at the edges through small acts to end the epidemic of imprisonment (p.77). These acts include decriminalizing marijuana, letting judges use common sense and stopping prison time for drug misdemeanors. But the biggest impetus for sentencing reform, which Gopnik surprisingly does not mention, we think will come from the serious budget constraints most states are currently facing.
Source: New Yorker, January 30, 2012, p.72-77
Got $3,000 plus to spend on a camera?
No?
Then keep moving because this post ain’t for you beggars.
Nikon’s hot new D800 Digital Single Lens Reflex (DSLR) camera will be out in March this year for $2,999.95 (body-only, we presume).
Highlights of Nikon D800:
* Full frame camera
* High resolution 36.3-megapixel FX-format CMOS sensor (7360 x 4912 resolution)
* New Advanced Scene Recognition System featuring 91,000-pixel 3D Color Matrix Metering III
* Four exposure modes: Aperture-Priority (A), Manual (M), Programmed auto with flexible program (P) and Shutter-Priority (S)
* 1/8000 to 30 sec shutter speed
* Native ISO range of 100-6400, expandable to 25,600
* Up to 4 frames per second
* New EXPEED 3 image processing engine
* Full HD 1080 video at 30/24p and HD 720 at 60/30p, stereo sound
* Built-in flash
* Magnesium alloy chassis for durability, sealed and gasketed for resistance to dirt and moisture
* Dual card slots for CF and SD cards, record backup, overflow, RAW/JPEG separation, with the option of shooting stills to one and video to the other
* 31.7 oz. (900g) body weight
* In-camera image editing
* Nikon D800 body
* AN-DC6 Strap
* EN-EL15 Rechargeable Li-ion Battery
* MH-25 Battery Charger
* UC-E14 USB Cable
* BM-12 LCD Monitor Cover
* BF-1B Body Cap
* BS-1 Accessory Shoe Cap
* DK-17 Viewfinder Eyepiece
* NikonView NX2 CD ROM
Now if only our trusted Nikon D80 DSLR had one more zero wouldn’t that be nice.
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Oftentimes in our saner, less-soaked, reflective moments, we wonder why, if all 7 billion of us belong to the same human race, there should be borders separating us.
Truth be said, we long ago divined the simple answer but steadfastly refuse to accept it – Most humans are beasts that want to live in cages with similar beasts.
No surprise here, if you stop to think of it.
After all nations are entities that evolved from tribes whose singular feature was their fierce enmity toward members of other tribes.
But try as they may, governments are finding borders to be ineffective deterrents in thwarting determined immigrants, both legal and illegal.
Of course, it’s the illegal immigrants that cause all the hue and cry everywhere.
Both in our current country (USA) and former nation (India), illegal immigration is a major issue that refuses to disappear any time soon.
In India, the Bangladeshis crowding into the big cities of Delhi, Mumbai, Kolkata etc are a ready tinder for nefarious elements.
Worse, even Indian migrants from the impoverished states of Bihar or Uttar Pradesh to Delhi and Mumbai are treated with hostility, greeted with violence and considered as, believe-it-or-not, illegal immigrants.
In the U.S., estimates of illegal immigrants vary from 12-million to 20-million.
Most of the illegal immigrants in America are from South America but Indians form the fastest growing group of illegal immigrants.
Although we hear of illegal immigrants pouring into Europe, near as it is to Africa and Asia, accounts of their personal stories rarely make it to America.
Illegal is the personal, deeply moving tale of one illegal immigrant in Belgium.
Beautifully acted by Anne Coesens and deftly directed by Olivier Masset-Depasse, the Belgian-French film is a chilling look at the encounter between a Russian illegal immigrant in Belgium and the government agency that arrests, holds and ultimately deports the illegal immigrants to their homeland.
Tania, a Russian woman in her 30s, lives as an illegal immigrant in Belgium with her 13-year-old son Ivan.
Petrified of being arrested by the immigration agency and deported, we see Tania berating her son to speak in French outside the house.
Tania is so scared of being caught by the immigration agency that one night when her son is asleep she downs a few pegs of Vodka and applies a hot iron to her fingers so that proper fingerprints cannot be taken if she were to be arrested. Continue reading »
Indians are ‘distinguishing’ themselves in bizarre new ways in America. No longer content to be mere scientists, Spelling Bee champions, Intel Science Talent winners, doctors, astronauts or engineers, Indians in America are now turning their attention to nefarious activities, particularly sex-related offenses. For some reason, Indian men seem to have a hard time keeping their dicks in their pants. First, it was the Telugu dickhead Murali Krishna Nookella who had difficulty keeping his dick zipped up in his pant while on a plane. The latest Indian dickhead on the wrong side of the law is Kharak Singh of New Castle, Delaware who’s just been sentenced to one year in prison.
Media reports say Kharak Singh admitted to unlawful sexual contact and unlawful imprisonment of a 21-year woman in a plea deal with the state of Delaware.
Singh turned 23 last Saturday.
The case rocked the First State i.e. Delaware after Kharak Singh’s arrest on charges of first-degree rape of a 21-year-old woman in Wilmington in April 2010. Continue reading »
Thank God for Chinese restaurants.
Edible food at cheap prices that can satisfy even the cheapest desi cheapskate comes only from a Chinese restaurant.
When our in-house Annadata (food provider) went on a flash-strike today, we gave praise to the Lord for letting the Chinese Migrants come to our shores.
So what if the Chinese accents are unintelligible – Yooo wah hah sau translates into Would you like hot sauce in normal English.
With rare exceptions, the food at most Chinese restaurants is edible, cheap and, hey, occasionally even palatable.
Chicken with Garlic Sauce & Pork Fried Rice ($5.50)
Although labelled as spicy on the menu through the use of red-color, the Chicken with Garlic Sauce and Prk Fried Rice we had a short while ago at the local Chinese restaurant was anything but.
Mercifully, it still turned out to be flavorful.
Once we added the hah sau (hot sauce), the taste was enhanced by 10X.
Vegetable Lo Mein ($5.50)
Vegetable Lo Mein was spicy but we wouldn’t put it in the flavorful category.
Maybe, we were hankering after the Indian-Chinese version. 
Considering we paid a mere $24 for the above plus takeout of Vegetable Fried Rice and Vegetable Lo Mein, we’re not complaining much.
By the way, if there’s a bigger bunch of cheap bastards than Indians it must be the Chinese. Some 15-minutes into our lunch, the Chinese waitress came along to check with us about the food and stealthily removed our drinking straws (for water) that were lying unopened. Of course, being cheap Indian bastards we waited two minutes and asked for a straw.
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