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Numbers tell the catastrophic story of Abhishek Bachchan’s Bollywood misadventures better than words and minus any bias.

If there’s one thing that unites the disparate Indian-American community here, it’s their intense dislike of the Bollywood Flop King Abhishek Bachchan.

Vexed over Abhishek’s utter lack of talent, stung by his abject failure to improve and shocked at his ceaseless display of contempt for audiences, desis in America have time and again shown Bachchan Jr the middle finger with uninhibited gusto.

Players is the latest instance of Indian-Americans venting their fury at Abhishek Bachchan.

The film has fared terribly in the U.S., ranking among the bottom of Bollywood films.

Here’s a look at how Players did at the U.S. box office compared to a few prominent Bollywood films:

Players movie Box Office Report

Abhishek Bachchan Movies at U.S. Box Office

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If there’s one thing Bollywood’s flop king and Abhishek Bachchan is used to, it’s failure.

Some Indian movie stars like Shah Rukh Khan, Salman Khan (at least, lately) and Aamir Khan have the Midas Touch and set the box office registers ringing.

Au contraire, Abhishek Bachchan has the Jonah’s touch.

Surely, Abhishek’s movie distributors and Bollywood fans must be cowering in fear each time this fella has a release.

Players – A Disaster

Reports coming from India suggest that Players, Abhishek’s newest crapshow has been roundly rejected by audiences.

The movie opened badly on Friday and continued its lackluster showing on the following days.

Dubbing Players “a colossal disappointment,” IndiaFM aka Bollywood Hungama wrote:

The film started on a slow note on Friday, declined on Saturday, but showed marginal increase on Sunday. However, the jump in the business wasn’t substantial enough on Sunday.

Other box office observers in India wrote in a similar vein.

Box Office India did not mince words:

The film will be a huge loser and the year is off to a very bad start.

Box Office India estimated Players’ collection at Rs 4.60 crore net on Friday, Rs 4.50 crore net on Saturday and Rs 5.50-5.75 crore net on Sunday.

Box office numbers for the U.S. are not available yet. But we’d be surprised shocked should the movie do well here.

Directed by Abbas-Mustan, Players was a big budget movie that took the film’s crew to India, Russia, Amsterdam and New Zealand.

Of course, Abhishek’s defenders could well say that the failure of a movie is not exclusively his fault.

But shouldn’t Abhishek read the script before accepting the role and, of course, he’s solely responsible for the horrible acting he routinely delivers in one Bollywood movie after another.

Abhishek Bachchan – India’s Most Worthless Actor?

We find it hard to believe there’s an actor in the Indian sub-continent worse than Abhishek Bachchan.

In movie after movie, Abhishek shows himself utterly incapable of emoting.

It’s sheer agony to behold this bloke going through the motions and contortions of acting.

Surely, the only reason this embarrassment of an actor still gets roles is because of his last name.

His father Amitabh Bachchan has been a mainstay of the Indian movie industry for over four decades.

Abhishek’s mother Jaya Bachchan too is a highly respected actress although she rarely faces the camera these days.

Alas, if Abhishek has worked hard at anything in life it’s to disprove the law of inherited characteristics.

Even after over four dozen films, Abhishek on screen is a horror show and has seemingly shown little inclination to hone his acting skills.

Youngsters like Ranbir Kapoor or Ranveer Singh have entered Bollywood much later and have already stolen several marches over Abhishek through sheer dint of hard work.

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Tamil movie fans the world over are waiting with bated breath.

The big question today for millions of Tamil film buffs is what technique Vikram will choose to end it all after his public shaming.

Will it be a long rope, a .32 caliber revolver, a sharp knife, a straight dive into the Cooum, an ‘encounter,’ a crucification, a walk into the deep sea or, like Cleopatra, will Vikram put an asp to his body? ;)

Vikram’s Shame

Tamil movie fans have collectively extended their middle finger to Vikram’s latest crapshow Rajapattai at the UK box office.

Folks, the disgustingly bad Rajapattai is a disaster of epic proportions at the box office in the opening weekend.

Even that podi paiyya (kid) Karthik’s Paiyya did better at the UK box office.

Rajapattai, which released on 16 screens, could manage a pitifully low total gross of just £17,528.

Average gross per screen for Rajapattai worked out to a miserably low £1,096.

By the way, Vikram’s previous movie Deiva Thirumagal, whose plot was stolen from the Hollywood film I am Sam, too did not fare well at the box office.

This suggests that Vikram’s star is waning and he’s no longer a safe bet for producers, distributors, exhibitors and, of course, Tamil movie fans.

Here’s how badly Rajapattai fared at the UK box office compared to a few prominent Kollywood films:

Rajapattai UK Box Office Report

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Folks, Don 2′s four-day Christmas weekend box office report is out.

Don 2 has grossed less than My Name is Khan at the box office.

The U.S. Box Office, that is.

Don 2 released in 158 theaters and grossed an estimated $2.02 million during the four-day Christmas weekend.

Average gross of Don 2 is $12,804.

Check the below table to see for yourself how Don 2 has fared compared to some prominent Bollywood movies:

Don 2 Opening Four-day Weekend Box Office Report

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The Ranbir Kapoor-Nargis Fakhri film Rockstar has been unable to sustain its decent opening.

In its second weekend, the film’s U.S. box office collections fell 68% to $196,166.

That’s not a good sign.

But since the movie was nothing to write home about we’re not shedding any tears.

Here’s how Rockstar fared compared to a few prominent Bollywood films in the second weekend:

Rockstar Box Office Report

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Rockstar Box Office – Decent in the U.S.

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The U.S. box office numbers for Ranbir Kapoor’s new movie Rockstar are out.

And, hey, the numbers look pretty decent.

For the November 11-13, 2011 opening weekend in the U.S., Rockstar pulled in $612,235 from 112-screens giving it a respectable average gross of $5,466.

Rockstar was Ranbir’s 10th movie.

The 29-year-old actor, who hails from India’s first family of actors, the Kapoors, made his Bollywood debut in Saawariya in 2007.

By most accounts, Ranbir Kapoor is considered one of the finest Indian actors from the younger generation.

Here’s how Rockstar fared at the U.S. box office compared to a few prominent Bollywood films:

Rockstar Box Office - Decent Collection in the U.S.

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The UK box office numbers for the Diwali Tamil release are out.

And Vijay’s trash Velayudham has edged out Surya’s garbage 7Aum Arivu.

That both junk grossed over £100,000 is ample evidence that Tamils are stupid f*cks whether they live in Tamil Nadu or UK.

Velayudham and 7Aum Arivu Box Office Report

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Some movies should never see the light of the day.

Even if they were made, they should never have been released in theaters.

One such movie is Rascals, a movie that’s been completely trashed by reviewers.

Directed by David Dhawan, the piece of junk features real-life Indian criminal Sanjay Dutt, Ajay Devgn and Kangana Ranaut.

In a sign that God exists, Rascals has fared miserably at the U.S. box office.

For the October 7-9, 2011 opening weekend, Rascals grossed a mere $168,082 at the U.S. box office, putting it up among the lowest grossers for a Bollywood film in America.

Rascals released on 61 screens and had a per screen average of $2,755.

See for yourself how Rascals fared compared to a few prominent Bollywood films:

Rascals Fares Miserably at U.S. Box Office
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Mausam 2nd Weekend Box Office Report

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Pankaj Kapur’s directorial debut film Mausam has fared fairly OK at the U.S. box office.

That’s rather unfortunate because Mausam (Shahid Kapoor, Sonam Kapoor) is a mediocre piece of shit.

But as if we’ve often bemoaned, you can take the Chutias out of India but you can’t take the Chutianesss out of Indians.

Whether in India or Amreeka, you can be sure that Chutias will be Chutias – In other words, these mongrels will embrace crap in whichever country they lift their hind leg at the sight of a pole.

For the opening September 23-25, 2011 weekend, Mausam grossed $459,024 in a rather remarkable tacit admission that these desi mutts have neither taste nor class.

The piece of junk aka Mausam released on 96 screens with an average gross of $4,782.

Here’s how Mausam fared at the U.S. box office compared to a few prominent Bollywood films:

Mausam U.S. Box Office Report

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