Govinda’s Shame – Do Knot Disturb a Big Disaster

Run, Govinda. Run. Find a big rat-hole to fit your big, fat torso. Hide your big, fat shame. In what can only be described as a monumental disaster, Do Knot Disturb turned in one of the worst performances for a Bollywood movie at the U.S. box office. For the October 2-4, 2009 weekend, Do Knot […]

What’s Your Rashee – Mega Box Office Disaster

First, the critics raped What’s Your Rashee. Now, the audience has mercilessly buggered What’s Your Rashee (featuring Bollywood freak-shows Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja). Folks, What’s Your Rashee is a Himalayan disaster at the U.S. box office. A bigger disaster than even Drona. A greater calamity than Thoda Pyaar, Thoda Magic. For the September 25-27, […]

Salman Khan’s Wanted Bombs Even at UK Box Office

Bollywood fans in UK too have made chutney of Salman Khan’s latest piece of junk Wanted. Folks, the Wanted crapshow is a bloody disaster in the UK too, just like in the U.S. Not just an ordinary disaster, this one. A mega disaster of Salmanesque proportions. In one of those Ripley’s Believe It or Not […]

Salman Khan Finished; Wanted, Another BO Disaster

Salman Khan Sinking, Sinking, Sinking Salman Khan – the name that spells box office disaster in Bollywood. Salman Khan – the name that means bad luck in Bollywood. Salman Khan – the name that turns away audiences in Bollywood. Salman Khan – the name that heralds crappy movies in Bollywood. Salman Khan – the name […]

Kanthaswamy Fares Worse than Kuruvi at UK Box Office

Vikram’s Kanthaswamy has turned in an unimpressive performance at the U.K. box office. For the August 21-23 opening weekend, Kanthaswamy debuted at #19 position. The movie grossed £71,804 on 11 screens, with the per screen average amounting to £6,528. Kanthaswamy did worse than Vijay’s Kuruvi in gross collections but better than Vikram’s previous film Bheema. […]

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