Joker of the day – Abhishek Bachchan

When Abhishek Bachchan opens his mouth, you know where his foot’s gonna land, right? ๐Ÿ˜‰ If there’s one horrible, beyond-redemption non-actor in Bollywood, it’s this bloke Abhishek Bachchan. The 35-year-old son of Amitabh Bachchan is a cartoon and completely irrelevant in Bollywood. Abhishek’s films like Drona, Delhi 6 and Raavan are unwatchable horror-shows. If he’s […]

Quote of the Day – Salman ‘Flop’ Khan

I am very happy she [Aishwary Rai] is married to Abhishek. He is a great guy from a good family. The best thing I can want for her is that she leads a happy life. – Salmanย ‘Flop‘ Khan quoted in Times of India Ha ha ha ha ha . ๐Ÿ˜† Related Stories: Salman โ€˜Flopโ€™ Khan […]

Raavan Review – Beastly Nonsense

Raavan Box Office: Disaster, Act of God, Pathetic Raavanan Review – Tamil Shit Better than Hindi Shit Somebody, please, please euthanize that moron Abhishek Bachchan tout de suite. And while we’re are at it, let’s pull the life-support plug on the other nincompoops too, i.e. Ash, Vikram and Mani Ratnam. For it’s this wicked quartet […]

Raavan is Horrible, Say Movie Critics

Raavan Box Office: Disaster, Act of God, Pathetic The Bollywood monkeys are out of the cage, again. And their antics in the new Hindi film Raavan are evoking nothing but scorn, withering scorn, from some critics. King-sized disappointment, waste, uninspiring, mediocre and silly are only some of the epithets Indian movie critics are hurling at […]

U.S. Critics Pee on Paa

Unlike the gushing Indians, American critics have given the cold shoulder to the Bollywood Bachcha-ns‘ latest posterior gas expulsion Paa. Hell-O, is anyone surprised? Folks, if you have yet to watch Paa it might be wise to hold on to your $$ until you have read excerpts of what the American media has to say […]