Bbuddah Hoga Tera Baap – A Real Chootiya Fillum

By Sonny Chatrath As an aspiring film-maker and actor, I hate to speak badly about another artist’s work, but movies like Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap make me scratch my head – Why do people waste so much time, and effort on projects that lack any artistic merit or entertainment value? I can honestly write a […]

Why, Oh Why, Does Amitabh Bachchan Wear a Wig?

When even Bollywood’s Angry Young Man of yore Amitabh Bachchan starts donning a wig, it’s time for all intellectuals to set aside their trivial preoccupations and start addressing one of the big questions of our age: Do Indian men feel effeminate, ball-less without their hair? Mind you, we’re only talking here of hair on the […]

U.S. Critics Pee on Paa

Unlike the gushing Indians, American critics have given the cold shoulder to the Bollywood Bachcha-ns‘ latest posterior gas expulsion Paa. Hell-O, is anyone surprised? Folks, if you have yet to watch Paa it might be wise to hold on to your $$ until you have read excerpts of what the American media has to say […]

Agneepath Review – Nauseating Piece of Shit

(Recommended by SI Blog reader Ashwin Kini) Guess what the mail-man brought us today? Agneepath. Yes, we got this Amitabh Bachchan, Madhavi, Mithun Chakraborty film sooner than anticipated. Released in 1990, Agneepath has been hailed as one of the best movies from the Amitabh Bachchan stable. Some SI readers aver that Agneepath is even better […]

Yash Chopra’s Deewar – Hunger Makes for Fine Entertainment

Vijay – Aaj mere paas building hai, property hai, bank balance hai, bungalow hai, gaadi hai. Kya hai tumhari paas. Ravi – Mere paas mai hai – A famous dialog from Yash Chopra’s blockbuster hit Deewar After watching the old Amitabh Bachchan blockbuster Deewar (1975), the first thought that came to mind was that a […]