Need I even say the obvious? Well, if you schmucks insist I won’t disappoint you. You know how much I love you poppets. * Indians are the most uncivilized, savage beasts around.* I don’t mean just Indians in Mera Bharat Mahaan but in Amazing Amreeka too. Look, these Shaitans in Amreeka have now given a […]
Jab Tak Hai Jaan is the rare Bollywood movie that leaves even discerning, querulous moviegoers like yours truly with a smile. Note to Serial Whiners like SI – Be warned now, there’s not much to complain about with this film. A Classy Entertainer A grand finale to the late Yash Chopra’s decades-long Bollywood career, Jab […]
With each new movie, Anushka Sharma’s characters turn more sluttish. Bowing to gravity the top cover keeps slithering down, defying gravity the bottom vestments keep going up and demo’ing the geometric construction of an equilateral triangle the distance between the legs keep getting wider (during the dances). Hey, what gives? A short while ago, in […]
Never let it be said that Bollywood star Akshay Kumar misses any opportunity to stoop to new lows with each new movie. With an unerring instinct for the asinine, Akshay’s new movie Patiala House is so bizarrely stupid that you wonder throughout the 2 hour 20-minute ordeal if this trash was made by humans at […]
If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a gazillion times – that creature Anushka Sharma is not Bollywood star material. Maybe, an extra at the back of a crowd scene. We’re reminded of what Stalin once told Lenin’s wife. In a fury, the Russian leader told Lenin’s wife that just because she used the […]
We may or may not have a soft corner for Shahid Kapoor. But we certainly don’t have a soft corner for garbage like Badmaash Company. No Redeeming Elements Badmaash Company is the latest piece of shit to emerge from the Augean stables of Yash Raj Films. Folks, we tried hard, really hard to come up […]