Hrithik Roshan’s Shame Doubles with Kites Remix

For all those who thought Kites: The Remix, the international version of the Bollywood disaster Kites would salvage Hrithik Roshan’s honor and the bald-coot’s reputation, all we can say is: Baby, time you got off the weed train. Here are the U.S. box office numbers for Kites: The Remix (opening weekend) and Kites (second weekend): […]

Kites Box Office 4 – Disaster in UK Too

Hrithik Roshan’s pathetic piece of shit Kites has turned in a pitiful performance in UK too. Folks, this crappy movie is a frigging disaster – and deservedly so – given all the investment, the wide release, the multiple premieres and hype that’s gone into it. Do not for a moment believe all the PR nonsense […]

Kites Box Office 2 – Hrithik Roshan Peotomized

Kites Box Office 3 – Shirdi Sai Baba Shows Middle Finger to Hrithik Roshan Poor Hrithik Roshan. Who’d have thought such a fate would befall the Greek God Indian movie star! Our heart goes out for the fella. Bollywood fans have taken a sharp knife and in a swift flick of the wrist peotomized Hrithik […]

Kites Box Office Friday – Hrithik Mulling Suicide?

Kites Box Office 2 – Hrithik Roshan Peotomized Bollywood star Hrithik Roshan may want to emulate his character J‘s action of jumping off the cliff at the end of Kites given the lackluster performance of his new movie at the box office. Folks, the Friday box office numbers (estimates) in the U.S. for Kites are […]

Kites Review – OMG, Utter Garbage

For the first time ever in the U.S., we witnessed and heard the audience loudly jeering  a Bollywood film. This unprecedented incident happened on Thursday evening at the end of the 8PM show of Kites at Anil Ambani’s Big Cinemas theater in North Bergen, New Jersey (just outside Lincoln Tunnel) in Screen 2. To the […]