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Emmathitanga
Ayyo, Emmathitanga
(they’ve cheated us,
God, they’ve cheated us).
A BIG disappointment. 
A.R.Rahman and Shankar have taken Tamil music fans for a ride with the Endhiran album.
Endhiran’s music is nowhere in the class of Rahman’s Slumdog Millionaire or his earlier work in Roja, Bombay, Kadhalan, Dil Se et al.
Not even in the Sivaji class, we tell ya.
None of the songs linger in the mind.
If you’re looking for melody, you’ll have better luck with the echo of your singing under the shower.
Question for Y’all Schmucks
Since we listened to the Endhiran album, a doubt, a big doubt is nagging us, gnawing at our very soul.
Say, if music director A.R.Rahman farts, do folks in Tamil Nadu still consider it music?
Help us out with the above question, please. We beseech you. 
It boggles the mind that just a couple of years back this Rahman fella was the toast of the Oscar and Grammy crowd.
Oh, what a fall!
Endhiran on iTunes
The songs of the Rajinikanth-Aishwarya Rai starrer Endhiran have made it to iTunes this morning.
A short while ago, we purchased the Endhiran album for $2.99.
Instead of releasing it as a music album on iTunes, the Think Music folks have launched it as an application on Apple’s iTunes App Store.
Does this mean we can’t play the tracks on our PC?
The swines.
Seven Tracks
The Endhiran album on iTunes has seven tracks:
* Pudhiya Manidha (6.10 min) – A slow number, sounds as if the track is being sung by the robot.
S.P.Balasubramaniam, A.R.Rahman and Khatija Rahman have sung this number, perhaps the best of the worst.
Given the Endhira Endhira refrain, is this track the title number?
Sample of the lyrics:
Pudhiya Manidha
Boomikku Vaa
Eggai vaarthu
Silicon serthu
Vayarutti uyirutti
Hard diskil ninaivutti
…..
Endhira
Endhira
* Kadhal Anukkal (5.44 min) - A lifeless, boring track helmed by Vijay Prakash and Shreya Ghoshal.
No, the music didn’t strike a chord with us. Not one bit.
Just felt like hurling our new iPhone 4 at the wall in frustration.
Sample of the lyrics:
Kaadhal annukal
Udambil ethannai?
Neutron electron
un Neela kannil motham ethanai?
Unnai ninaithal
Thisukkal thorum aasai sinthanai
Haiyyo…
* Irumbile Oru Idhaiyam (5.14 m) – Plain Rubbish.
Ayyo, ayyo, yet another sub-mediocre track courtesy of A.R.Rahman and Kash n Krissy.
Sample of the lyrics:
You want to seal my kiss
Boy you can’t touch this
Everybody..Hypnotic Hypnotic…
Super Sonic..
Super Star can’t can’t can’t get this
Irumbile oru irudhaiyam mulaikkudho
……
iRobo un Kadhil
I love you sollatta?
* Boom Boom Robot da (4.27 min) – Noise.
And more noise.
This Robot da number made us so angry we refer to it privately here as the Boom Boom Lava da Boom Boom Lava da song.
Hey, when did yelling become synonymous with music. Will someone please enlighten us.
Yogi B, Kirthi Sagathia, Swetha are the singers.
Sample of the lyrics:
Boom Boom Robot da Robo da Roba da
Zoom Zoom Robot da Robo da Roba da
Isaac Asimovin
Velaiyo robo
Isaac Newtonin
Leelaiyo robo
Albert Einstein
Mulaiyo robo
He robo yo robo…..
* Arima Arima (5.18 min) Yet another forgettable track, begins with trumpets.
The singers are Hariharan and Sadhana Sargam.
And what’s with the howling of Endhira, Endhira toward the end. Awful
Sample of the lyrics:
Ivan perai sonnathan
Perumai sonnathum
Kadalum kadalum kai thattum
…..
Arima Arima – nano
Ayiram arima – unpol
…..
Endhira…! Endhira…!
* Kilimanjaro (5.30 min) Seriously, is this from an Oscar/Grammy award winner.
A most unimpressive track that has a tribal dance feel to it.
Javed Ali and Chinmayi are the singers.
Sample of the lyrics:
Kilimanjaro – malai
Kanimanjaro – kanna
Kuzhimanjaro
Yaro yaro
…..
Mohanjadaro – unnil Nozhanjadaro
* Chitti Dance Showcase (2.43 min)- Just cacophony with Pradeep Vijay, Pravin Mani, Yogi B. at the helm.
Disappointing Album
Is the Endhiran album the stuff of legend?
No, No, No
Folks, the Endhiran album is a ripoff.
Don’t waste your time or money on this noxious gas expulsion from A.R.Rahman.
Show the Endhiran album your middle finger but make sure you hold your nose for the stench is unbearable.
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