Chennai Express – Sub-Mental Garbage

To hail Chennai Express as a movie would be an egregious insult to the entertainment form that daily gives joy to millions around the world. Folks, Chennai Express is a tawdry spectacle that only a crass Indian filmmaker would put out, only an aging Pakistan-loving Indian superstar would feature in and only a classless Indian […]

Sexy, Classy, Sexy – SI Loves It, Loves It

Of the countless dances and item numbers that SI has seen in a million Hindi films, none has been as pleasing as the below dance-song-dance from Jab Tak Hain Jaan. On a big screen, it’s awe’f*cking’some! Enjoy, Schmucks. The below video contains the full pre-Ishq dance PLUS Ishq Shava dance/song: Now, let me get back […]

Jab Tak Hai Jaan Review – Don’t Miss It

Jab Tak Hai Jaan is the rare Bollywood movie that leaves even discerning, querulous moviegoers like yours truly with a smile. Note to Serial Whiners like SI – Be warned now, there’s not much to complain about with this film. A Classy Entertainer A grand finale to the late Yash Chopra’s decades-long Bollywood career, Jab […]

Don 2 Box Office – Less than MNIK

Folks, Don 2’s four-day Christmas weekend box office report is out. Don 2 has grossed less than My Name is Khan at the box office. The U.S. Box Office, that is. Don 2 released in 158 theaters and grossed an estimated $2.02 million during the four-day Christmas weekend. Average gross of Don 2 is $12,804. […]

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