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The Chutiya deserves it.

By God, Akshay Kumar deserves Thank You’s humiliating failure at the U.S. box office for the garbage he’s shoveling at Bollywood fans for the last few years.

Folks, Akshay Kumar’s latest trashy movie Thank You is not a failure of ordinary proportions.

Au contraire, Thank You is helluva disaster.

A tsunami of a disaster.

For the opening April 8-10, 2011 weekend in the U.S., Thank You grossed a pitiful $247,760 in what looks like Akshay Kumar’s worst showing here in recent years.

The movie came in 26th and had an average gross of $2,693.

Here’s how Thank You fared at the U.S. box office compared to a few prominent Bollywood films (please see below table): Continue reading »

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Never let it be said that Bollywood star Akshay Kumar does not stoop to a new low with each new film.

If the new Bollywood film Thank You, its director Anees Bazmee and lead star Akshay Kumar prove anything at all, it’s that Indian films are, for the most part, made by retards for returds.

Folks, there’s not one redeemable element in the 2-hours and 20-minutes of this crap-show. Not one!

What is intended as a comedy about marital infidelities and constant philandering of three men turns out to be nothing but one of those epic  horror-shows that the Bollywood clowns churn out with monotonous frequency.

If you thought Akshay Kumar’s last two movies Patiala House and Tees Maar Khan were bad, well, they’re masterpieces compared to this drivel a.k.a. Thank You.

Insufferable Trash
The acting is intolerable, the story and screenplay insufferable, the music unendurable and the overall damage to our tender souls inestimable.

How such garbage manages to hit the screens worldwide is a mystery known but to UTV (producer and distributor), Akshay Kumar and Anees Bazmee. Continue reading »

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Thank You Review – Sickeningly Bad

Bollywood Trash King Akshay Kumar’s  new movie Thank You has yet to hit the screens but the movie is already the object of withering scorn from critics.

Critics Lash Out at Thank You
Folks, the early reviews for Akshay’s Thank You, which opens tomorrow, are out and if we were Akshay Kumar tonight we’d make a widow out of Twinkle by daybreak.

But Shame is not a word found in Akshay Kumar’s lexicon, if you go by the garbage he shovels on Bollywood fans with monotonous regularity.

Here are excerpts from some of the early reviews of Thank You:

* NDTV:

I underestimated Bazmee’s capacity for creating witless, soul-sucking cinema…..my brains were battered to pulp and my eardrums are still recovering from Pritam’s cacophonous sound-track. I’m going with one and a half star.

* Rediff:

Despite [Akshay] Kumar’s joker-in-a-box automaton attempts, Anees Bazmee’s latest film Thank You goes nowhere, and takes forever to, um, not get there.

Frequently the film, like leading man Kumar, doesn’t even bother with the attempt of being funny.

* Times of India:

Anees Bazmee is back with another comedy on the theme of adultery, perhaps with commercial considerations of reviving the success of No Entry . Sadly his Shaadi No.1- meets- Biwi No.1 narrative is adulterated with so many tacky references that you end up saying thank you but no thank you….And just Continue reading »

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