Tom Cruise’s Mission Impossible Rogue Nation is Thrilling Junk
Usual insane Hollywood spy thriller. Why, did you expect a great, timeless work of art…
Supremacy Review – Behold the White Trash!
White trash ruined America, just as it laid waste to many corners of the world.…
Night Train to Lisbon – Worth the Trip
It was the title that spurred me to pick up Night Train to Lisbon (2013) at my local library. Not…
Furious 7 – Garbage 100
Me Bad! Me Terribly, Furiously Bad! Here I was smug in the fantasy that the trashiest films in the Milky…
Kingsman – Unsatisfying Despite Colin
Are we going to stand here all day? Or are we going to fight? – Harry Hart (Colin Firth) in…
Nightcrawler Review – Electric Night Thriller
Think of our newscast as a screaming woman running down the street with her…
John Wick Review – Delightful Garbage
It’s not what you did, son. It’s who you did it to.…
Dom Hemingway – French It, Baby
Of the countless movie opening scenes I’ve watched (nay endured), nothing comes…
The Equalizer – Equal to Any Bollywood Crap
Hollywood A-lister Denzel Washington has often whined that Indian cabbies don’t stop…
Le Week-End Review – Oozes Charm
Impeccably written, beautifully enacted, frequently funny and charmingly photographed, Le Week-End (2013)…