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India Still World’s Greatest Shithole

What is shocking in India is this picture of someone practising open defecation and in the other hand having a mobile…

By SearchIndia.com on May 9, 2014Comments Off on India Still World’s Greatest Shithole

Brahmins Live Longer, Shudras Shorter

Brahmins are one of nature’s most fascinating, most bizarre, most diabolical creatures. Obsessed with weird rituals, an abiding fondness for in-breeding,…

By SearchIndia.com on March 5, 201411 Comments

We Ain’t No Thieves, Claims TCS

Indian software giant Tata Consultancy Services strongly denied infringing on…

By SearchIndia.com on April 16, 2016Comments Off on We Ain’t No Thieves, Claims TCS

TCS Beats Bollywood in Theft

TCS North America Office When we think of big thieves,…

By SearchIndia.com on April 16, 2016Comments Off on TCS Beats Bollywood in Theft

Doomed to Kiss the Dust

For every blockbuster tech product/service like the iPhone, Netflix or…

By SearchIndia.com on December 4, 2015Comments Off on Doomed to Kiss the Dust

Have You Downloaded VirtualBox 5.0 Yet?

Virtualization is one of God’s greatest gifts to humanity. The…

By SearchIndia.com on July 23, 2015Comments Off on Have You Downloaded VirtualBox 5.0 Yet?

Should Average Chutiyas Buy an SSD?

You can’t open tech deals sites like Techbargains or Fatwallet…

By SearchIndia.com on April 8, 2015Comments Off on Should Average Chutiyas Buy an SSD?

Eye in the Sky – Hopelessly Silly

Anyone the least bit familiar with Western/White culture is bound to laugh himself silly at the fundamental premise of Eye in the Sky. For the last five centuries,…

By SearchIndia.com on April 1, 2016Comments Off on Eye in the Sky – Hopelessly Silly

The Hateful Eight Review – Starts Slow, Ends Very Strong

To my great dismay, The Hateful Eight did not have the fiery opening I ecstasied to in Quentin Tarantino’s last two films, Inglourious Basterds and Django Unchained. I…

By SearchIndia.com on December 31, 2015Comments Off on The Hateful Eight Review – Starts Slow, Ends Very Strong

Beasts of No Nation – Beastly Beauty

I’m now knowing the smell of death. They are sweet like sugarcane and rotten like palm wine. And…

By SearchIndia.com on October 16, 2015Comments Off on Beasts of No Nation – Beastly Beauty

The Night Porter – Sadomasochist Gem

A few Good, mostly Bad and some Rotten. Hey, no one can fault our local library for not…

By SearchIndia.com on August 18, 2015Comments Off on The Night Porter – Sadomasochist Gem

Doomed! More Surface Pro 3 Discounting

Surface Pro 3 – Discounts Start Some companies are…

By SearchIndia.com on October 10, 2014

Nadella’s Gift to India – No Surface Pro 3

Maybe Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is not so dumb…

By SearchIndia.com on August 28, 2014

How’s the Tablet Market Doing?

Apple continues to lose ground but still remains king…

By SearchIndia.com on July 24, 2014

What’s Hotter Than Sunny Leone? Mi Pads

Xiaomi’s Mi Pad Tablets Oh no, we’re not talking…

By SearchIndia.com on July 3, 2014

Madras Review – Class Act

After wearily trudging through the endless Sahara of trashy…

By SearchIndia.com on September 28, 2014

Kochadaiiyaan – Conspiracy of Silence

So much ink was spilled on big budget Tamil…

By SearchIndia.com on July 1, 2014

Rajini Can’t – History Repeats Itself

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.…

By SearchIndia.com on May 29, 2014

Kochadaiiyan Overseas BO – Rajini Can’t

And I don’t know what to say about my…

By SearchIndia.com on May 26, 2014

Indians Build Biryani Highway in Edison, NJ

If Marx and Engels were to rewrite The Communist…

By SearchIndia.com on September 10, 2012

Crazy! 56 Indian Restaurants Crowd 4-Mile Oak Tree Road Stretch in Edison/Iselin, NJ

We bet you haven’t seen anything like this, not…

By SearchIndia.com on February 28, 2012

Dogfight Over Biryani Ends Up in New Jersey Court

After the great New Jersey Samosa lawsuit, the stage…

By SearchIndia.com on October 17, 2011

Dakshin Express Edison NJ – Heavenly, Sooper Biryani from an Ugly Shithole

Oh Baby, Oh Baby! Besides sending us into an…

By SearchIndia.com on September 26, 2011

Quote of the Day – Mohandas Gandhi on Marriage

Marriage is not only not a necessity but positively…

By SearchIndia.com on April 26, 2011

Great Soul by Joseph Lelyveld – Chapter 3; Before he Became Mahatma, Gandhi was a Racist Swine

Would the revelation that Mohandas Gandhi, hailed as the…

By SearchIndia.com on April 25, 2011

Quote of the Day – Gandhi on Sex

It is the duty of every thoughtful Indian not…

By SearchIndia.com on April 20, 2011

Great Soul by Joseph Lelyveld – Chapter 2

In all fairness, Chapter 2 of Lelyveld’s book Great…

By SearchIndia.com on April 18, 2011

Being a Cocksucker is God’s Greatest Gift?

I’m proud to be gay, and I consider being…

By SearchIndia.com on October 30, 2014

Son of God Review – Boring Shit about an Illiterate Coolie Named Jesus

Put God First and Everything Else will Follow. –…

By SearchIndia.com on March 1, 2014

Why Does America Hate Hindus?

Car Pooja in Progress at a U.S. East Coast…

By SearchIndia.com on November 27, 2013

Lord Balaji’s Gimmickry

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a…

By SearchIndia.com on July 31, 2013

Free Cloud Storage is Like Free Online Porn

There’s far too much of both free cloud storage and free online porn these days. As with far too much of anything free, even…

By SearchIndia.com on July 25, 2013Comments Off on Free Cloud Storage is Like Free Online Porn

Spurred by Apple Store Envy, Microsoft & Google Line Up for Retail Disasters

Envy is a dangerous sin, one of the seven deadly sins in the Christian theology. But no one seems to have told Microsoft and…

By SearchIndia.com on June 17, 20136 Comments

Mattar Paneer is Now an Official English Word

Finding myself at a loose end the other day, I started perusing the Oxford English Dictionary. Since the OED fancies itself as the “Definitive Record of the English…

By SearchIndia.com on September 24, 2013Comments Off on Mattar Paneer is Now an Official English Word

Tamil Nadu Election Results – 2016

The people of Tamil Nadu have spoken. And they have once again raised the middle finger to the…

By SearchIndia.com on May 19, 2016

Indian Makes Tech History – Fires 18,000

Indians in the U.S. are in the news for all the wrong reasons. If desis are not groping…

By SearchIndia.com on July 17, 2014

Mera Bharat Mahaan – Jyoti Singh’s Sad Fate

We can ban India’s Daughter in India. This is an international conspiracy to defame India. We will see…

By SearchIndia.com on March 5, 2015

Shocking! No Shootings at US Schools, Colleges and Universities Today

In a bizarre (non)incident sending shock waves across America, no shootings were reported on campuses and no one…

By SearchIndia.com on October 11, 2015

Soju + Korean Soap + Gota + Bisi Bele Bath

As my faithful readers know, I’m addicted to all things Korean. Korean Drink Soju at a Liquor Store…

By SearchIndia.com on November 9, 2013

Asymmetric Warfare – Fear Over the City

One of the biggest challenges America faces in the 21st century is the threat posed to the nation’s…

By SearchIndia.com on April 19, 2013