Action Jackson Review – Infernal Garbage
When a girl’s luck changes drastically for the better each time she espies the dick…
Bang Bang – Stupid Stupid
To refresh my memory, I borrowed Knight and Day from our local library and (re)watched…
Finding Fanny – Of Love, Lust & Regret
Finding Fanny easily makes it to the thin list of my favorite Indian movies. The story is delightfully offbeat, highly original…
12 Reasons Why You Won’t See Finding Fanny
1. You are a scrotum-scratching chutiya from Andheri, Artesia, Edison or Sunnyvale who thinks if an Indian movie doesn’t start…
Mary Kom – A Dud in Amreeka
Mary Kom has fared poorly in the U.S. The ho-hum box office returns suggests Priyanka Chopra’s career could be in…
Classless Chutiyas Snub Mardaani
No one has ever accused Indians (be they in Mera Bharat Mahaan or in…
Mardaani – Miracle! Indian Film No Stinky
Gentlemen, please key in your bids on the iPads for item #104…
Singham Returns BO – Fails to Roar in U.S.
After reading with great anguish those endless reports of how [the pathetic…
Singham Returns – Garbage Only Indians Will Love
Garbage Returns! Now, that would be the most apt title for this…
Entertainment Review – What a Bitch
This insufferable Bollywood movie featuring dogs, Akshay Kumar, bitches and Tammanah Bhatia…