Kick Ass 2 – Cheap Ass Garbage
Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch. – Hit Girl to Kick Ass…
Side Effects – Nothing is What It Seems
In my opinion, you’re a victim of circumstances and biology. – Psychiatrist Jonathan Banks to…
Elysium Review – Splendid Reboot
Sometimes in life, we can’t understand why things are the way they are. – Elderly…
Mud Review – Remarkable
Soon as Mud came out on DVD yesterday, I reserved the disc online at RedBox…
2 Guns Review – Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
God, the junk some directors and actors shovel out just to pocket a few extra…
Amadeus Review – Visual Feast
If movies are indeed a medium to capture arresting visual spectacles for posterity, it’s hard…
Fruitvale Station Review – Excellent
(For MadMax673) Life’s blessings are doled out so unequally. For proof, watch the Sundance 2013…
In the Loop Review – Hilarious
Last night I had a great time in bed. For nearly two hours, the bed…
Pacific Rim Review – Monstrous Nonsense
As if my summer of discontent was not frothing at the rim, I compounded my…
The Green Mile Review – Wow!
He killed them with they love. That’s how it is everyday all over the world.…
World War Z Review – Killer Thriller
I’ve always eschewed zombie films. The notion of humans turning into feral beasts and attacking…
This Is the End Review – Absolute Garbage
If you’re the average Indian with an yen for playing soccer with a newly dead-man’s…
Enemy of the State – NSA Thugs in Action
(For Commenter MadMax673) The government has been in bed with the telecom industry since the…
Now You See Me Review – I Don’t Want To See You Again
By MadMax673 I don’t know when Hollywood’s darn strategy of bringing up an “unexpected” twist…
Night Shyamalan’s Critics Drop Their Trousers, Again
Somebody, please call an ambulance for Manoj ‘Night’ Shyamalan. Having developed a taste for Shymalan’s…