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You know these Hindu characters have a strange custom (just one among their million weird practices).

After an inauspicious ceremony, like returning home from the funeral ground, the first thing they do is take a purificatory shower.

Well, we did attend a funeral of sorts last night – we watched Vikram’s Kanthaswamy.

So as a nod to our Indian heritage we made the appropriate purificatory gestures today – we went and watched Quentin Tarantino’s new film Inglourious Basterds.

Folks, now that is a movie.

A real one, not the sham flashing images brought to you by our Bollywood kamineys and Kollywood schmucks.

Now, all ye Tarantino acolytes, pay heed.

The best thing about Inglourious Basterds is not Tarantino as it usually is with the director’s other movies.

For us, the marvellous revelation and discovery with Inglourious Basterds is above all Christoph Waltz.

An Austrian actor, Waltz is drop-dead brilliant (any less a word would be an insult, folks) in his portrayal of the Nazi officer and “Jew Hunter” Col. Hans Landa.

By turns endearingly smiling, casually witty, unfailingly polite and menacingly violent, Waltz as Col Landa turns in one of the finest performances we’ve seen on the big screen in a long time.

In one of the memorable scenes, with a smile that you know portends grave danger to come anon, Col. Landa tells the French dairy farmer LaPadite:

I love rumors. Facts could be misleading. Rumor, true or false, could be revealing.

Or as he makes the distinction between himself and other German soldiers:

I can think like a Jew. They can think only like a German or more precisely like a German soldier.

Any surprise then that Waltz walked off with the Best Actor award at the Cannes festival in May.

Those familiar with Tarantino (remember Pulp Fiction?) shouldn’t be surprised by the frequent bursts of violence in a furious orgy, the strong, insensitive language (the Nigger of Pulp Fiction makes way for the Jewish Rats in Inglourious Basterds), the crisp non pareil dialogs, multiple plots, unpredictability of events and the arrestingly compelling visual imagery.

Nazi Setting
In Inglourious Basterds, Tarantino takes us back to the early 1940s.

To Nazi occupied France where Col Landa and his men are on a mission to hunt down the last of the remaining Jews in the area. Continue reading »

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Given considerable interest from some SI readers and others in Quentin Tarantino’s new Nazi era flick Inglourious Basterds, we plan to watch the movie later today.

The movie (featuring Brad Pitt, Christoph Waltz, Mélanie Laurent, Michael Fassbender, Eli Roth, Diane Kruger and Daniel Brühl and Til Schweiger) premiered at the Cannes film festival earlier this year.

The movie had a limited opening here for some time and today moved into wide release.

Opinion on the movie is divided with some like David Denby not enamored with it but the critics on RottenTomatoes have combinedly given it a 89% rating.

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Machchi, kuppae da, kuppaeswamy padam idhu (hey buddy, this movie is trash).

A wretched melange of an asinine story, shoddy acting and mediocre music, Kanthaswamy is a mind-numbing piece of trash that left us shell-shocked and reeling in horror at the infernal nonsense unfolding on the screen.

Folks, at three hours this garbage is exactly three hours too long.

Susi Ganesan, the arch villain of Kanthaswamy, is a dilettante, a rank amateur and a danda-soru (wastrel) out to rip you off your money and time.

How this tyro (guilty of the crimes of non-story, non-screenplay and mis-direction) got to don the director’s crown is, to use a Churchillian expression, a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Is Kollywood so starved of talent that they’d stoop so low as to settle for dregs and schmucks like Susi Ganesan? Sad.

To think these clowns behind Kanthaswamy flew to Mexico and other parts of the world to film this embarrassment is an astonishing act of chutzpah.

Why Vikram, Why?
Whatever possessed Kollywood star Vikram of Anniyan fame to feature in this horrid movie is a mystery we’d like to unlock.

Alas, the Vikram in the bizzare Batmanesque costume we encounter on the screen is not the brilliant Ambi/Anniyan of Anniyan fame but the sick Vikram of the Bheema infamy.

There’s no fire in this Vikram fella anymore.

Whether he’s fighting the baddies, romancing the girl or delivering righteous spiels on helping the poor, Vikram impresses not one whit.

Not for a second do we get a convincing portrayal by Vikram.

Au contraire, he looks silly most of the time (kinda like Vijay in Villu or Ajith in Aegan).

Crapulent Story
Kanthaswamy (Vikram), the eponymous hero of the movie, is cast in the role of a Robin Hood cop who takes from crooks like PPP (Ashish Vidyarti) and renders to the needy and poor.

And how do you think the poor send out desperate pleas for help to Kanthaswamy – by affixing letters to a tree at a Murugan temple!

But the Robin Hood aspect of the movie is so crudely handled and so implausible that it beggars belief. Continue reading »

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God almighty, is this piece of trash a movie?

Just back home, folks (12:53 AM Eastern Time, i.e. 10:23 IST) after a 32-mile drive.

Will have the Kanthasamy review up as soon as possible.

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