Chor No-1 Ravana-Linga Raju’s Heart Attacked

Ravana-Linga Raju a.k.a. Ramalinga Raju was blessed with a heart attack a short while ago.

Architect of the Satyam scam, Ravana-Linga Raju had been cooling his heels in a Hyderabad jail for the last several months.

Raju has been shifted to the Nizam’s Institute of Medical Sciences, according to media reports from India.

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2 Responses to "Chor No-1 Ravana-Linga Raju’s Heart Attacked"

  1. sumeshy   September 8, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    SI, you know that is the SOP for all politicians and scam artists who get a “heart attack” and are then transferred to AC room in a posh hotel oops hospital. The doctors who clear them on this should also be jailed. Jail 2-3 of them and then no one will go faking an heart ailment.

    If the real Ravana knew this technique, he could have used it to his advantage. Right when he knows Lord Rama is aiming to pierce him with his arrow, fake a heart condition and our benevolent Rama would have said “Indru Poi, Naalai Va” (Go today, come tomorrow) Responds:

    Raju’s making a monkey of everyone.

  2. kaleshgopi   September 9, 2009 at 5:31 am

    That’s right, today asianet news of kerala reported that “raju is raja in the hospital”, as he is allowed to meet all his family members in the iccu which is located in the vip area According to the hospital staff!! Responds:

    You write: he is allowed to meet all his family members in the iccu which is located in the vip area

    Won’t be surprised if Raju gets a Chota Raju nine months from now. 😉

    In the U.S., prisoners in some states still enjoy conjugal visits.

    Interestingly, conjugal visits are know as raju in Islamic law.

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