Quote of the Day – Padma Lakshmi

11 Responses to "Quote of the Day – Padma Lakshmi"

  1. Padma Lakshmi   October 5, 2009 at 4:38 am

    Podaa naughty!! 😉

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Hey Padma, Appa paer enna (what’s the daddy’s name).

    BTW, the same NYT piece mentions that Padma is pregnant.

  2. deepa   October 5, 2009 at 5:20 am

    Doubt you wanna do it. Tabloids say she’s been sperminated and the father’s identity yet to be disclosed.

    The only role i see you playing now if ever is the paternity role

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Sperminated? Wonder why a test-tube when so many harder tubes are available in NYC. 😉

    Alas, doesn’t speak well of New Yorkers’ masculinity, virility, penility or wateva ility.

    In any case, we’re gonna go to the Temple on Bowne Street in Flushing (Queens) because Padma goes there once a month to pray to Goddess (according to the print edition of NYT) Ganesh.

    Padma, here we come!

    Yes, the stupid fu**s at the NYT don’t even know that Ganesh is not a Goddess. And to think the Sunday edition costs $6.

  3. Vetti Jijaji   October 5, 2009 at 8:52 am

    haiyya i am posting right under padma

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    If Dostoevsky and all other Russian writers came out of Gogol’s overcoat, we think all desis came out of Padma’s blouse. 😉

    Isn’t blouse kinda like an overcoat?

    BTW, did you know that someone once referred to Padma Lakhsmi and Salman Rushdie (when the couple was still married) as Beauty & the Beast.

  4. Vetti Jijaji   October 5, 2009 at 8:53 am

    oh damn, deepa got in the middle.. i don’t mind that though 🙂

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    But keep in mind we got there first. 😉

  5. Vetti Jijaji   October 5, 2009 at 9:05 am

    he does look like Satan.. I heard that she didn’t like his below par cooking.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: I heard that she didn’t like his below par cooking

    You mean his beef curry? 😉

    Isn’t Padma an Iyer?

  6. Vetti Jijaji   October 5, 2009 at 9:19 am

    yeah she was, until she tasted Carls Jr’s beef. hot damn.. saw that ad again.. one of the best ads ever.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Yeah, she looks so yummy in that ad.

    Tis’ a pity that the Western Bacon Thickburger doesn’t live up to the promise of the delicious ad.

    Went to Hardee’s again the other day. We must have been in a really masochistic mood…purchased just the beer-battered onion rings and curly-fries this time.

    Never again.

  7. Vetti Jijaji   October 5, 2009 at 11:50 am

    I am still not American.. don’t like bacon much.

    BTW, your youtube link is broken. here’s the official(?) one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8nJKa13sBo

    beer-battered onion rings and curly-fries this time.?? I thought you had a weak heart..

    QNGJ7KD – the once a month redbox code.. they seem to be continuing even in Fall.. I thought it was a summer-only promotion.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. Noticed the broken link on the image of Padma with the burger and fixed it earlier. Just noticed there was one more link in the text below. Fixed that one too now. Thanks. 🙂

    2. You write: I thought you had a weak heart..

    Weak everything except a weak mind.

    3. Will go over to Redbox in a little while and see what’s new. Thanks.

  8. deepa   October 5, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    Padma, here we come

    You mean Padma, here we cum *grin*

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    God forbid that such lascivious thoughts should pass our mind.

  9. Vetti Jijaji   October 6, 2009 at 10:20 am

    தீபா, பொண்ணு மாதிரி பேசும்மா (Deepa, what unladylike talk!)..

    SI, i think tamil font is as good/bad as transliteration .. reprimand me, if you think otherwise, I like getting spanked. 🙂 hey, you use all kinds of foreign languages, why not Tamil!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. Transliteration is OK because people can still read it. Plus, translation is always given in parenthesis.

    But Tamil, Mongolian, Uzbek fonts make that impossible for most readers.

    So in the interest of our readers (ha ha ha, as if we care), as of this nanosecond, non-English fonts will not be allowed on SI.

    Idhu epaddi irruku (how’s that). 🙂

    2. Borrowed What Just Happened from Redbox…returning it without watching. Reviews are not good at RT.

  10. Vetti Jijaji   October 6, 2009 at 11:23 am

    ನನ್ನನು ಅರೆಸ್ಟ್ ಮಾಡ್ತಿದೀರ? (Am I under arrest?).. ok, I think I have enough credits for this misdemeanor to be pardoned. Couldn’t resist showing off my Jangiri (as opposed to Telugu’s Jilebi) skills.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    No credits for any non-English languages.

  11. boopalanj   October 7, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    When SI’s Tamil transliteration sucks big time, needless to say, how it would be with the case of typing in Tamil language font..

    Not sure if SI still remembers or recognizes the Tamil letters and their pronunciations.. No wonder, why SI refuses to do it..

    😉

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    We have a lot of non-Tamil readers at SI.

    Hence the insistence on English as the lingua franca.

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