For a long time, we’d been scouring the net for a good, pithy definition for celebrity.
Eureka, there it is buried in the New York Times, that vade mecum of the thinking classes.
In a cover story on Megan Fox, the New York Times Magazine (p.58) has come up with a peerless definition:
noise plus nudity equals celebrity
Can’t beat that, can you.
Now, we know how you drooling philistines are more interested in celebrity rather than the definition of celebrity, so here is the piece on the object of your erotic fantasies: The Self-Manufacture of Megan Fox.