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(by SI blog reader Racer44)

Asal Box Office – Asingam, Romba Asingam

Asal’s director Saran seems to have taken a few notes from Ajith’s last hit film Billa.

Note 1: A large segment of the audience isn’t bothered about such trivialities like story, screenplay and acting.

Note 2: There’s something mysteriously profound about seeing Thala (Ajith, for all you schmucks) walk back and forth

Note 3: Without designer sun-glasses, Ajith looks like an ass (some say he looks like an ass even with them but let’s be charitable)

Note 4: When the right background score, camera angles and innovative hero-entrances converge, even a tharuthala (good-for-nothing) like Ajith can be shown to be The Thala.

Billa Sequel
Asal is, in spirit, Billa’s sequel.

It is slicker and more stylish, but still does not unduly tax the viewer’s intellect. But thankfully Saran has gotten hold of a more plausible story and infused a bit more logic into the proceedings which is why Asal does not inflict as much damage upon your senses as Billa did.

The story runs along these lines: Jeevanandam (Ajith with white hair, beard) is an international arms dealer based in Paris who sells weapons exclusively to governments around the world. He has three sons: Sam (Sampath Raj) and Vicky (Rajiv Krishna) of his first wife and Shiva (Ajith with black hair, beard) of his mistress.

Sam and Vicky resent Shiva’s presence in their household, and his apparent closeness with their father. When the two elder sons bring to Father Ajith’s attention a lucrative business deal that could be had with a terrorist arms supplier, both senior as well as junior Thalas put their foot down, citing ethical reasons(!!!). So the two elder sons, along with their maternal uncle (Pradeep Rawat), connive to kill father Ajith and cover it up as a natural death. Upon daddy’s death the brothers find that their old man has bequeathed almost all his wealth to Shiva.

Incensed, they hide this information from Shiva while simultaneously taunting and belittling him on the nature of his birth, so that he feels unwelcome in their midst and parts with whatever money and belongings he possesses. Just when they finish investing that money into the contract, Vicky is kidnapped by a rival arms dealer (Brijesh Shetty played by Kelly Dorji) from India who stands to lose if the deal between the terrorists and the brothers comes into effect.

The rest of the film is about how Thala rescues his half-brother from the clutches of Shetty, how he is betrayed by his ungrateful brothers and how, eventually, Thala takes his revenge and vanquishes his foes.

Flogged to Death
The story itself, despite having that flogged-to-death look about it, could have still been made into a good film had it not been subject to Tamil filmdom’s peculiarities.

The need to have half-a-dozen villains so that the hero can be shown more powerful, the requirement to have at least two heroines to offer viewers some eye-candy, the obligatory 5-songs-5-fights routine (which sticks out like a sore thumb here) and an entirely unnecessary and irritating comedy track; all these collude to make the film as unwatchable as possible. Continue reading »

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How the Pakistan Chutias View India:

Hinduon ki zahaniyat hi aisi hai.

bagal meN chhuri/ muuNh meN Ram Ram

(Source: Outlook)

Ha ha ha. And this from the whacko, Osama-loving, Taliban kissing, Jihadi nut-jobs who don’t have even a semblance of a government.

How the Bollywood Chutia Shah Rukh Khan Views Pakistan:

It’s a great neighbor to have. We’re great neighbors. They’re good neighbors. Let’s just love each other.

(Source: SRK’s interview with Prannoy Roy on NDTV)

Who’s the Bigger Chutia?
Guess, in the SRK universe our ‘good neighbors’ can come to our soil, massacre us repeatedly and still remain good neighbors.

We don’t know about you schmucks but we think Shahrukh Khan is the bigger Chutia here.

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