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H1B Desi’s Dick-Head Allegedly Peeps Out on Plane

 Diaspora, Legal, People  12 Responses »
Mar 052010
 
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Americans Beat Coolies at Web Programming

Alas, these are hard times for Telugus (as residents of the South Indian state of Andhra Pradesh are known) in the U.S.

First it was Vikram Buddhi, who got into big trouble with the law.

Now another Telugu bidda Murali Krishna Nookella has landed in deep shit.

Murali Krishna Nookella, a 35-year-old H1B desi and SAP consultant, has been arrested for allegedly exposing his dick to a lady co-passenger on a Philadelphia-Denver flight on Monday.

Murali Krishna Nookella has been released on a $5,000 bond and prohibited from traveling by commercial airlines.

Murali Krishna Nookella’s request to be exempted from the travel restrictions was opposed by the government today.

If convicted on this misdemeanor offense, Murali Krishna Nookella faces a maximum of 90-days in jail and a $5,000 fine.

Murali Krishna Nookella is presumed innocent until he is convicted in a court of law.

Update: Desi Dickhead Murali Krishna Nookella Pleads Guilty to Exposing Dick on Plane

Important Murali Krishna Nookella Documents:
1. Desi Dickhead Murali Krishna Nookella Pleads Guilty to Exposing Dick on Plane
2. FBI Special Agent’s Joel Nishida’s Criminal Complaint to the Court
3. Government’s Opposition to Modify Conditions of Murali Krishna’s Release
4. U.S. District Court (Denver, CO) Complaint Against Murali Krishna Nookella

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Alice in Wonderland Review: Alice 2.0 Disappoints

 Hollywood  14 Responses »
Mar 052010
 
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Move over all ye buxom aunties Tabu, Vimala Raman, Bhavana  et al.

We have a new inamorata in the Australian man-chester Mia Wasikowska.

Not Drool Worthy
While we are much enamored of our 20-year-old Australian babe, this live action and animation combination 3D movie did not have us drooling all over it.

All the more depressing considering we forked out $13.25 for the midnight show (3D version). :(

But it was not a complete washout either for two reasons we’ll explain later.

Hey, we’ll any day take Alice in Wonderland over the Bollywood or Kollywood monstrosities we routinely inflict upon our tender selves.

Although drawing upon Lewis Carroll’s two famous books Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, the movie also veers from them in some ways.

For those familiar with Alice’s adventures as she follows the White Rabbit down the hole, the cast of characters in the movie is familiar.

You have the usual suspects like the Caterpillar with the hookah, the Hatter, the March Hare, the vanishing Cheshire Cat, Tweedledum and Tweedledee, the Red Queen and of course the White Rabbit.

But here’s the big difference – Our Alice here is not the young Alice of yore. She is 19 and ripe for matrimony in the consideration of some around her.

Think of this movie as Alice 2.0 or Alice for grownups. Continue reading »

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