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Never let it be said that the Bollywood actor Shiva Natarajan f*cks up only his Indian restaurants with intolerably poor hygiene.

No sir, no. Our garrulous blah blah blah chatterbox Shiva is determined to prove that when it comes to bad hygiene practices his Thai NYC restaurant is as bad or worse than his Indian restaurants in NYC.

Shiva is what you’d call an equal opportunity serial hygiene offender.

Indian, Thai or wateva, Shiva’s NYC restaurants turn into filthy shitholes that repeatedly fall foul of the NYC Health Department forcing the bozo to pay hefty fines that he then whines about.

Live Roaches in Little Thai Kitchen NYC
Recently, the NYC Health Department came down harshly on Shiva’s Little Thai Kitchen in midtown Manhattan for, among other serious violations, Live roaches in the facility’s food and/or non-food area and inadequate personal cleanliness.

Inadequate personal hygiene, that we can easily understand. You see, Indians, rich or poor, North Indian or South Indian, fair or dark, are for the most part stinking, dirty creatures with a body odor just a few degrees better than wild pigs after a gambol in raw sewage. Continue reading »

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Weep American Worker, Weep.

Weep your heart out.

Your IT giant IBM has screwed you royally and is now scooping out your entrails.

IBM has been firing American workers in the thousands over the last decade even as it hires tens of thousands of Indian Coolies (low-wage laborers).

This is not Free Trade. This is Free exploitation of American Workers.

Reports in Indian newspapers have it that IBM now has between 100,000 to 130,000 employees in India making it the second largest private sector employer in the country. Continue reading »

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Aug 182010
 
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Why are you ever in a hurry? A man of sense may be in haste, but can never be in a hurry, because he knows that whatever he does in a hurry, he must necessarily do very ill. He may be in haste to dispatch an affair, but he will care not to let that haste hinder his doing it well. Little minds are in a hurry, when the object proves (as it commonly does) too big for them; they run, they hare, they puzzle, confound, and perplex themselves; they want to do everything at once, and never do it at all. But a man of sense takes the time necessary for doing the thing he is about, well; and his haste to dispatch a business only appears by the continuity of his application to it: he pursues it with a cool steadiness, and finishes it before he begins any other.

Lord Chesterfield – Letters to His Son P. 374

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How would you feel if your lovely, blouse-filling, luscious, thunder-thighs wife was gang-banged by a punch of Paki punks and abandoned on the border with bite-marks, scratches and what not.

Your wifey won’t be a pretty sight after the ordeal and betcha you won’t feel the same hardon for her ever after, right? :(

Ditto with the iPhone.

Once it falls on a hard surface, your pretty wife iPhone won’t look pretty anymore and your schlong won’t rise at the sight of the once-sleek, now-soiled device.

The glass could crack, the sides might get dented or, worst case scenario, the device may even stop working.

Accidents Happen
However careful you are, accidents are a reality of life and, horror of horrors, your precious new iPhone 4 baby can slip out of your hands, its pristine beauty marred forvever.

Our older model iPhone 3G slipped from our hands a few times. Even with a decent leather case, much to our distress the edges got scratched when it fell on the road.

Front (left) and with clip (right)

This time, i.e. with the iPhone 4, we were determined not to let scratches and dents disturb our sangfroid. Continue reading »

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Peepli Live has not set the box office here on fire despite Midget Khan aggressively promoting it in the U.S.

Aamir Khan left no stone unturned in promoting his production Peepli Live, supposedly a satire centering round a media circus on an Indian farmer’s proposed suicide to get government benefits.

The heavy promotion notwithstanding, Peepli Live could pull in only Continue reading »

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We just finished watching our second Danish film Terribly Happy (on Netflix Instant Play).

And boy, did we strike gold with this one too (if you want to know, our first Danish film was the lovely After the Wedding a.k.a. Efter brylluppet, which is set partially in India).

Delightful Film
Folks, Terribly Happy is an absolutely gorgeous film, the kind you wish our thieving Bollywood dickheads would make.

Alas, if only, if only.

Directed by Henrik Ruben Genz (now don’t you schmucks tell us the name rings a bell), the movie falls in what you’d consider the crime genre.

Not those bang-bang, dishoom-dishoom filled with gun-shots movies. Au contraire, one of those rare, hard to predict what comes next dark movies.

By the way, why is our Brandy tasting sweet tonight? We’ve just mixed it with Seltzer water. Yet, it tastes sweet. Weird. :( Continue reading »

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