Our Tamil hearts go out for America.

As if the challenges of terrorism, economic slowdown, high unemployment and housing market slump were not troubling enough, Americans now have to contend with Telugu biddas who are running amok with one terrifying crime after another in state after state.

From California to Michigan to New York, Telugu biddas  are engaging in In-flight Groping, Murder, Kidnapping, Strangling, Stabbing, Shooting, Medicare Fraud, Human Trafficking, Biting, Visa Fraud ad nauseam.

Ask not what crimes Telugu biddas have committed in America, ask instead what they have not (thank you, JFK)?

Telugu Biddas – Fresh Trouble

Barely had America heaved a collective sigh of relief and settled down from Chicago Telugu bidda Srinivasa Erramilli’s bizarre serial in-flight groping antics and subsequent imprisonment when news exploded today of Vinay Pochampally’s runaway palm landing on the breast of a co-passenger on a British Airways flight from London to San Francisco.

FBI is alleging that Vinay Pochampally shoved his hand down the shirt of a sleeping female co-passenger sitting in front of him and kept it on the breast and upper chest area for several minutes.

There’s no evidence (at least until now) that Vinay Pochampally overdosed on Dum Biryani or Allu Arjun’s horror shows but the FBI complaint alleges that the Telugu bidda was overloaded with alcohol, i.e. intoxicated.

5-Minute Groping

A California FBI agent has provided an affidavit to a judge seeking an arrest warrant for Pochampally for allegedly inserting his hand “palm-side down” into the shirt of a female co-passenger on April 15, 2014 on a flight from London to San Francisco.

5-minute groping? Now doesn’t that sound bizarre?

Who ever gropes for 5 long minutes?

Hey, in 5-minutes Tollywood superstar and darling of Telugu biddas Allu Arjun would have romanced, married and fathered a baby while also singing five songs, vanquishing 55 bad guys and screaming champaestanu 555 times!

Here’s an excerpt from FBI agent Bianca N.Betz’ affidavit to U.S. Magistrate Judge Joseph Spero a few days back:

a. On or about Aprill5, 2014, POCHAMPALLY was a passenger on British Airways Flight #285 which was in flight, en route to San Francisco International Airport (SFO) from London Heathrow Airport (LHR)….POCHAMPALLY’s hand was underneath the passenger’s shirt and undergarments for approximately four to five minutes, making skin-to-skin contact in the breast and upper chest area of the passenger, before she awoke.
b. When the female passenger in 37J awoke to find POCHAMPALLY’s hand inside her shirt touching her breast area, POCHAMPALLY quickly removed his hand and ran away down the aisle. Multiple passengers witnessed the incident and notified the British Airways flight crew of what had just occurred.
c. The flight crew ofBritish Airways Flight #285 confronted POCHAMPALLY after being notified of the incident. British Airways flight crew members found POCHAMP ALLY to be intoxicated and gave him verbal commands to move to an alternate seat where he stayed for the remainder of the flight.

Punishment

If Vinay Pochampally is found guilty, he’s liable for the following punishment under 49 U.S.C. Sec.46506(1) and 18 U.S.C. Sec.113(a)(5):
* 6 months imprisonment
* $5,000 Fine
* 5 years probation

Erramilli – King of Gropers

While Vinay Pochampally’s alleged antics on the plane will be tested in a court of law, America is already home to a serial in-flight Telugu groper in Srinivasa Erramilli.

Erramilli, who is currently serving time in a Ohio prison, also had a fondness for breasts of his in-flight  co-passengers.

Vinay Pochampally Related Documents
Vinay Pochampally FBI Criminal Complaint