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The UK box office numbers for the Diwali Tamil release are out.
And Vijay’s trash Velayudham has edged out Surya’s garbage 7Aum Arivu.
That both junk grossed over £100,000 is ample evidence that Tamils are stupid f*cks whether they live in Tamil Nadu or UK.
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7Aum Arivu Review – Silly, Lifeless Bore
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7Aum Arivu is a silly bore that bizarrely seeks to meld fictional Tamil history, fictional Tamil pride and fictional biological warfare for the sole purpose of bamboozling Tamil movie fans into parting with their real money.
The movie builds on the myth of a historical martial arts fighter and medicine man called Bodhidharma (Surya), who’s said to have traveled from his home town Kanchipuram to China some 1,600 years back and helped villagers there.
It takes about 23 minutes of screen time for Bodhidharma to traverse thick forests, sandy deserts and snowy mountains to reach the Chinese village of Nangyang, cure their sick children and adults from a deadly virus, save the villagers from marauding horsemen, teach them martial arts and ultimately die of poisoning so that the locals may live happily ever.
Anon, we’re back in present day Chennai to endure the tiresome trifecta of a romance between circus artiste Arvind (Surya) and genetics engineering researcher Subha (Shruti Hassan), a malevolent Chinese effort to launch biological warfare on India via street dogs and the genetics researcher’s efforts to revive hereditary talent through DNA (i.e. bring back Bodhidharma’s legendary prowess into the circus artist who belongs to the same lineage).
* The romance is insipid thanks to the poor script, Shruti Hassan’s abominable performance and absence of any chemistry between the lead pair Surya and Shruti.
* The ‘Operation Red’ Chinese effort to launch a biological attack and their intelligence agent/villain Dong Lee’s hypnotism nonsense are unconvincing and border on the comical. Vietnamese actor Johnny Tri Nguyen plays the villain Dong Lee with all the elan of a clown who had one drink too many.
With his head tilted to one side, eyes staring stupidly and walking like an emaciated Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dong Lee lacks the panache of a scary villain but packs the promise of a good Mongoloid Vadivelu.
* The genetic research aspect is absolute hogwash with not one ounce of credibility in it. Particularly, toward the end it descends into the farcical as Subha and her menagerie revive Bodhidharma’s extraordinary talents into the circus artiste Arvind in 12-days.
By the way, the action scenes including the final clash between Arvind (Surya) and Dong Lee were a big let-down. Hopelessly ordinary.
Even by the crappy Tamil movie standards, they were disappointing.
We were not bowled over by Surya’s performance but found him mostly adequate by Tamil movie standards.
At least, Surya brought some passion to his performance and didn’t pee all over himself a la Vikram in that stolen trash Deiva Thirumagal.
However, Surya proved disappointing in the crucial Yamma Yamma song.
What a shame, his dejection and anger after being jilted/duped by Subha failed to come through effectively.
Say what you will, we refuse to believe Shruti Hassan is really Kamal Haasan’s daughter.
There must have been a mix-up at the hospital. Continue reading »
Just finished watching the first half of 7Aum Arivu at a theater on the East Coast.
We never thought there’d be an actress worse than Trisha on this planet.
But today we found a monster million times worse than Trisha in the acting department.
And its name is Shruti Haasan.
Devoid of any expression, this monstroshitty’s sole claim to fame, and the only reason she finds a role in movies, is that she happens to be Tamil film star Kamal Haasan’ s daughter.
Disgusting.
Intermission is over and the movie has resumed.
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7Aum Arivu – Silly, Lifeless Bore; Shruti Haasan is Not Kamal Haasan’s Daughter, No Way
Folks, it’s 8.15PMET.
We’re sitting in a hall on the East Coast blogging on our iPad 2.
Waiting for the Surya-Shruti Hassan starter 7Aum Arivu to start.
Good crowd in the hall.
About 150-175 people in the hall.
Not bad, not bad at all considering tomorrow is a working day in the U.S.
Let’s hope 7Aum Arivu is a decent movie and a Diwali treat to Kollywood fans.
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