Ghajini Review – Aamir Khan Disappoints in Stolen Shit

In these hard economic times, if your 2009 New Year Resolution is to cut back on wasteful spending and save money for the rainy days ahead, we suggest you start in the fading days of 2008 by skipping this piece of stolen junk called Ghajini. Yes, the Hindi Ghajini is the same stolen piece of […]

Off to Ghajini

We’re off to watch Ghajini (Hindi) & won’t be posting or processing comments for several hours. You may read the review of Tamil Ghajini here.

Balls, Thackeray Welcomes Hindu Terrorists

We’ve always believed that rabble-rouser extraordinaire and Shiv Sena supremo Bal Thackeray had one screw loose in his head. But we were wrong – Bal Thackeray has several screws loose. In what is a clear call to violence, Thackeray has stirred a hornet’s nest by welcoming Hindu terrorists in an interview with the party’s rag […]

Pretty Preity on Wiki Home Page Today

Wow, Bollywood babe Preity Zinta is on the Wikipedia home page today (as of 1:49PM EST). We’ve seen Preity in several movies but we liked her best in Dil Chahta Hai and  Koi Mil Gaya. See Preity and Hrithik in the Idhar Chala song. You can see Preity and Aamir Khan in the Jaane Kyon song from […]

Wipro Buys 1,650 Citi Coolies for $127m

Wipro has acquired Citi Technology Services, the India-based provider of IT services to Citigroup, for $127 million in cash. With the addition of Citi Technology’s 1,650 coolies, Wipro’s total coolie count will rise to 99,202 (it may have already reached 100,000 taking into account the coolie cattle trains arriving from the campuses). Under the deal, […]

Rab Ne Bana De Jodi Crashes in Second Week

Shah Rukh Khan’s recent crapshow Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi has crashed 64.5% at the U.S. box office in its second weekend. For the weekend of December 19-21, Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi grossed a mere $326,641. The Shah Rukh Khan, Anushka Sharma starrer Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi came in at No-20 with an average gross of $3,983. […]